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Roundabout  Papers. 


By     WILLIAM      MAKEPEACE     THACKERAY. 

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Round  the  Christmas  Tree. 

De  Juventute   {Concerning   Youth). 

Nil   Nisi    Bonum   {Nothing  unless  good). 
De  Ftnibus  {Concemmg  Conclusions). 
•On  Letts's  Diary. 

The  Last  Sketch. 


FOR      SCHOOL      AND      H  O  31 E      USE. 


ALBERT    F.    BLAISDELL^>^,.™^„,, 

AUTHOR     OF     "outlines     FOR     THE     STUDY     OF     ENGLISH     CLASSICS,-'    -"  MEMORY 

QUOTATIONS,"     ANNOTATED     EDITIONS     OF     "CHRISTMAS     CAROL," 

"  SKETCH     BOOK,"    "  WARREN    HASTINGS,"     ETC.     ETC. 


NEW   YORK: 

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;  English  Classics, 

FOR 

CLASSES    IN    ENGLISH    LITERATURE,  READING,  GRAMMAR,  ETC. 

Edited  et  Eminent  English  and  American  Scholars. 

JUach  Volume  contains  a   Sl:etch    of  the  Author's  Life,  Prefatory  and 

Explanatory  Notes,    Etc.,  Etc. 


Byron's  Prophecy  of  Dante.   (Cantos 

I    and  II.) 
Milton's  L.'Alleer«  and  H  Penseroeo. 
Lord  Bacon's  £  s  e  u  y  s  , 


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Civil  and 
Moral.    (Selected. ) 

trron's  Prisoner  of  Chillon. 
oore's  Fire  W  orsliippers.      (Lalla 
Rookh.    Selected  from  parts  I.  and  II.) 

6  C?oldsmltli'8  Deserted  Village. 

7  Scott's  Marmion.    (beleciions  from 

Canto  VI.) 

8  Scott's  Lay   of  the  Last  MinstreL 

(Introduction  and  Cant  >  I.) 

9  Burns' Cotter's  Saturday  Night, and 

Other  1  oems. 

10  Crabbe's  the  Village. 

11  Campbell's   Pleasures  of  Hope. 

(Abridgment  of  Part  I.  ) 

12  Maeaulay's  Essay  on  Bunyan's  Pil- 

grim's Progress. 
18    Maeaulay's  Armada,   end  Other 
Poems. 

14  Shakespeare's  Merchant  of  Ycnlce. 

(S,'lectinii6  from  Acty  1.,  III.  and  1  <.) 

15  Goldsmith's  Traveller. 

16  Hogg's  Queen's  Wake. 

17  Coleridge's  Ancient   Mariner, 

18  Addison's  Sir  Roger  de  Coverley. 
19     Gray's  Elegy  in  a  Country  Chureh- 

ynrd. 
SO    Sci>tt"8  Lady  of  the  Lake.    (Canto  I. ) 


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Shakespeare's  As  You  Like  It,  etc. 

( S. lections. ) 
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Richard  IL    (Selections.) 
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King  Henry  V.,  and  King  Henry 

VI.    (Selections  ) 
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Wordsworth's  Excursion.    (Book  I. 
Pope's  Essay  on  Criticism. 
St    Spenser's  Eaery  Queene.    (Cantos  1. 

and  II.) 
28    Cowper's  Task.    (Book  I.) 
S9    Milton's  Comus. 

80  Tennyson's  Enoch  Arden. 

81  Irving's   Sketch   Book.    (Selections.) 

82  Dickens'    Christmas   CaroL      (Con- 

densed.) 
88    Carlyle»s  Hero  as  a  Prophet. 
84    Maeaulay's  VV  arren  Hastings.  (Con- 
densed.) 

Goldsmith's   Vicar    of    Wakefleld. 
(Condensed.') 

Tennyson's  The  Two  Voices  and  a 
Dream  «f  Fair  A^  omen. 

Memory   Quotations. 

Cavalier  Poets. 

Dryden's    Alexander's     Feast    and 
MacFlecknoe. 

Keats' The  Eve  of  St.  Agnes. 


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Life  of  Thackeray. 

WiLLiAH  Makepeace  Thackekat,  one  of  the  most  emineut  novelists  in  the 
history  of  English  literature,  was  born  at  Calcutta  in  1811.  His  father  was  in 
the  civil  service  of  the  East  India  Company,  and  dying  young,  left  his  son  a 
fortune  of  one  hundred  thousand  pounds.  The  future  novelist,  when  a  boy  of 
seven  years  of  age,  was  sent  to  England  to  be  educated  and  placed  in  the  famous 
Charter  House  School.  He  entered  Cambridge  University  in  due  time,  but  left 
without  taking  his  degree.  He  spent  some  time  in  Germany,  and  at  Weimar 
formed  the  acquaintance  of  Goethe.  Thackeray's  ambition  was  to  become  an 
artist,  and,  to  this  end,  he  traveled  over  most  of  Europe,  studying  at  Rome  and 
Paris.  His  sketches  were  bright  and  clever,  but  did  not  show  proof  of  a  master- 
hand.  He  next  took  to  literature,  and  this  ever  afterward  became  his  constant 
study  and  occupation.  With  a  patient  and  contented  heart,  he  began  to  work  at 
the  lowest  step  of  the  ladder.  Under  several  quaint  pseudonyms,  he  became  a 
constant  contributor  to  "Eraser's  Magazine,"  and  wrote  for  it  two  of  the  best  of 
his  minor  works,  The  Great  Hoggarty  Diamond  and  Barry  Lyndon.  Under  the 
pseudonym  of  Titmarsh  he  wrote  several  volumes  of  sketches.  In  the  mean 
time,  Thackeray  had  lost  his  fortune  through  unsuccessful  speculations,  and  was 
thus  forced  to  do  literary  work  to  gain  a  living.  The  establishment  of  the  Lon- 
don Punch  afforded  him  a  more  congenial  field  than  he  had  hitherto  enjoyed. 
His  Snob  Papers  and  Jeames's  Diary  were  hailed  with  delight  by  a  large  circle  of 
readers.  The  author's  reputation  was  still  more  advanced  by  his  novel  of 
Vanity  Fair,  published  in  monthly  parts  in  the  style  of  Pickwick,  during  the 
years  1846-48.  Thackeray  illustrated  the  novel  himself,  or,  as  he  expressed  it, 
"illuminated  with  the  author's  own  candle."  In  1849,  he  began  a  second  serial 
fiction,  Pendennis,  in  which  much  of  his  own  history  and  experiences  is 
recorded.  In  1851,  the  busy  novelist  gave  a  course  of  lectures  on  the  "  English 
Humorists  of  the  Eighteenth  Century,"  afterwards  published  in  a  volume  with  a 
course  of  lectures  on  the  "Four  Georges."  These  lectures  are  light,  graceful 
sketches,  full  of  passages  of  real  power,  tender  pathos  and  eloquence.    From 


4  LIFE  OF  THACKERAY. 

1852  to  1855  appeared  two  of  Thackeray's  great  novels,  Eenry  Esmond  and 
The  Newcomes.  These  were  followed  by  The  Virginians,  Philip,  Level  the 
Widower,  and  by  a  series  of  pleasant,  gossipy  essays  called  Roundabout  Papers 
from  which  the  following  sketches  have  been  selected.  As  editor  of  the  ''  Corn- 
hill  Magazine  "  Thackeray  had  begun  a  new  serial,  Dennis  Duval,  which  prom- 
ised to  be  one  of  his  most  elaborate  and  highly  finished  novels,  when  he  was  cut 
off  in  the  fullness  of  his  busy  life.  He  was  found  dead  in  his  bed  on  the  morn- 
ing of  the  24th  of  December,  1863.  He  had  long  been  a  sufferer  from  various 
physical  maladies,  among  others  of  heart  disease. 

Like  Fielding,  the  great  master  of  fiction,  Thackeray  had  the  same  hatred  of 
all  meanness,  cant,  and  knavery,  the  same  large  sympathy,  relish  of  life,  thought- 
ful humor,  keen  insight,  delicate  irony,  and  wit.  While  Fielding  was  utterly 
careless  as  to  censure  of  his  works,  Thackeray  was  keenly  sensitive  to  criticism 
and  hurt  to  the  quick  by  the  slightest  attack.  His  strength  lay  in  portraying 
character  rather  than  inventing  incidents.  While  his  earlier  writings  were 
tinged  with  a  spirit  of  bitter  cynicism  and  caustic  satire,  his  later  works  showed 
the  mellowing  influence  of  years  and  suffering,  and  the  merciless  satirist  became 
the  genial  humorist  and  philosophical  observer.  The  great  characteristic  of 
Thackeray  was  his  humanity.  This  is  the  crown  and  glory  of  his  work.  While 
he  had  scorn  for  vice  and  falsehood,  and  satire  for  folly  and  pretence,  he  had 
smiles  and  tears  and  tenderness  and  charity  for  ail  that  is  true  and  good. 


WILLIAM  MAKEPEACE  THACKERAY,  1811-1863. 

His  examples  have  all  been  efficacious  in  their  teaching  on  the  side  of  mod- 
esty and  manliness,  truth  and  simplicity.— ^.n^^ony  Trollope. 


It  is  Thackeray's  aim  to  represent  life  as  it  is  actually  and  historically,— men 
and  women  as  they  are,  in  those  situations  in  which  they  are  usually  placed,  with 
that  mixture  of  good  and  evil  and  of  strength  and  foible  which  is  to  be  found  in 
their  characters.— i^at^ec?  Masson. 


The  highest  purely  English  novelist  since  Fielding,  he  combined  Addison's 
love  of  virtue  with  Dr.  Johnson's  hatred  of  cant,  Horace  Walpole's  lynx-like  eye 
for  the  mean  and  the  ridiculous,  with  the  gentleness  and  wide  charity  for  man- 
kind as  a  whole,  of  Goldsmith.— Jame^  Hannay. 


He  is  one  of  the  healthiest  writers  who  has  attained  celebrity  since  the  days 
of  Scott  and  Byron.  His  style— and  a  man's  style  is,  as  it  were,  his  mind's  com- 
plexion—is an  index  of  it.  Agreeable,  manly,  colloquial  English,— the  English 
of  cultivated  men,— such  is  the  clear  atmosphere  we  breathe  in  reading  him.— 
London  Athenceum. 


In  his  subtle,  spiritual  analysis  of  men  and  women,  as  we  see  them  and  live 
with  them  ;  in  his  power  of  detecting  enduring  passions  and  desires,  the 
strengths,  the  weaknesses,  the  deceits  of  the  race,  from  under  the  mask  of  ordi- 
nary worldly  and  town  life,  he  stood  and  stands  alone  and  matchless. ~i?r.  John 
Brown. 


The  last  words  he  corrected  in  print  were,  "And  my  heart  throbbed  with  an 
exquisite  bliss."  God  grant  that  on  that  Christmas  Eve,  when  he  laid  his  head 
back  on  his  pillow  and  threw  up  his  arms  as  he  had  been  wont  to  do  when  very 
weary,  some  consciousness  of  duty  done  and  Christian  hope  throughout  life 
humbly  cherished  may  have  caused  his  own  heart  so  to  throb  when  he  passed 
away  to  his  Redeemer's  rest  \— Charles  Dickens. 


THACKERAY'S  BEST   WORKS. 

Thackeray  was  a  voluminous  writer.  His  characters  are  as  life-like  as  those 
of  Scott,  and  usually  drawn  with  great  power.  His  plots  are  loose  and  ram- 
bling, and  the  chief  interest  centres  in  the  masterly  dialogue.  Thackeray's  first, 
and  as  many  consider  it,  his  greatest  novel,  Vanity  Fair^  gives  an  account  of 
two  great  characters  in  fiction,— the  one,  Becky  Sharp,  the  sharp,  clever,  unscrur 
pulous  governess  ;  the  otlier,  Amelia  Sedley,  sweet,  amiable,  pretty,  but  insipid. 
Pendennis,  a  man  full  of  faults  and  weaknesses,  is  the  hero  of  Fe'ndennis.  The 
Major,  a  worldly  old  beau,  and  George  Warrington,  who  acts  as  the  hero's  good 
genius,  are  capitally  drawn.  Esmond^  considered  the  most  perfect  of  Thack- 
eray's novels,  is  in  the  form  of  an  autobiography  supposed  to  be  written  in  the 
time  of  Queen  Anne.  Dean  Swift,  Coiigreve,  Addison  and  Steele  are  introduced 
as  characters  into  this  novel.  The  Newcomes  relates  the  history  of  the  simple, 
kind-hearted  Colonel  Newcome  and  sweet  Ethel  Newcome,  his  daughter,  and  the 
heroine  of  the  story,  the  best  of  Thackeray's  female  characters  and  so  esteemed 
by  the  author  himself.  The  Virginians,  a  story  of  the  times  of  Dr.  Johnson, 
gives  the  history  of  the  grandsons  of  Esmond.  The  war  of  the  Eevolution  forms 
a  part  of  the  historical  ground-work  of  the  plot.  Thackeray  also  wrote  some 
admirable  Christmas  stories,  full  of  charming  grace  and  playful  irony. 


WHAT   TO  READ  OF  THACKERAY. 

In  addition  to  the  three  sketches  from  Roundabout  Papers,  in  this  number  of 
the  Englisli  classics,  the  following  papers,  from  the  same  volume,  represent  Thack- 
eray at  his  best  in  this  style  of  writing:— "On  a  Hundred  Years  Hence,"  ""  On 
Lett's  Diary,"  "  Notes  on  a  Week's  Holiday,"  "  Ogres,"  "  On  Being  Found  Out," 
"  On  Two  Children  in  Black."  The  Lectures  on  the  English  Hmnorists,  especially 
that  on  "  Sterne  and  Goldsmith,"  will  alford  delightful  reading  to  the  young  stu- 
dent of  literature.  The  Four  Georges  depicts  the  darker  side  of  Germanized 
English  court  hfe.  The  domestic  tragedy  of  "Farmer  George,"  third  of  the 
name,  is  described  with  great  pathos,  closing  with  a  passage  full  of  mournful 
beauty  and  deep  feeling.  The  preceding  selections  from  Thackeray's  writings  do 
not,  of  course,  represent  his  best  work.  For  this  we  must  turn  to  his  great 
novels.  The  young  student  is  advised  to  read  enough  of  Vanity  Fair  to  get  a 
fair  idea  of  the  great  character  of  Becky  Sharp,  and  of  The  Newcomes  to  appre- 
ciate that  lovely  picture  of  womanhood  in  the  character  of  the  gentle  Ethel  New- 
come.  Other  selections  may  well  be  left  to  the  advice  of  some  experienced  stu- 
dent of  Thackeray's  works. 


REFERENCES. 

The  three  best  works  on  the  life  and  writings  of  Thackeray's  are  Anthony 
Trollope's  Thackeray  in  the  "  English  Men  of  Letters  Series."  Blanchard  Jer- 
rold's  "Day  with  Thackeray"  in  his  Bext  of  All  Good  Company^  ajul  James  T. 
Fields's  Yesterday  with  Authors.  Dr.  John  Brown,  of  Edinburgli,  autlior  of 
'•  Rub  and  his  Friends,"  wrote  lovingly  of  the  great  novelist  in  the  second  series 
of  his  Spare  Hours.  Two  of  the  best  critical  essays  are  to  be  found  in  Peter 
Bayne's  Essays  in  Biography,  and  Whipple's  Character  and  Characteiistic  Men. 
See  also  Hannay's  Studies  on  Thackeray.  Brimley's  Essays,  and  tlie  French  view 
in  Taine's  English  Literature.  In  Kellogg's  English  Literature,  page  280,  may 
be  found  references  to  the  most  noteworthy  articles  on  Thackeray  in  the  lead- 
ing periodicals. 


Roundabout  Papers. 


"  Those  queer,  delightful,  rambling,  thoroughly  Thackerayesque  Roundabout 
Papers,  which  many  aouse  but  all  delight  in— frolics  of  genius  '  wandering  at  its 
own  sweet  will'  through  all  wildernesses  of  topics,  past  and  present."— M//iaw 

Francis  Collier. 

PREFATORY  NOTE. 

In  1859,  Thackeray  undertook  the  last  great  work  of  his  life,  the  editorship 
of  The  Cornhill  Magazine,  a  periodical  set  on  foot  by  a  London  publisher,  with 
an  amount  of  energy  greater  than  has  generally  been  bestowed  upon  such 
enterprises.  The  fact  tliat  Thackeray  was  to  edit  the  new  magazine  attracted 
great  attention,  and  undoubtedly  caused  the  enormous  sales  which  the  early 
numbers  had.  While  The  VornldU  proved  to  be  deservedly  popular  with  the 
reading  world,  it  was  generally  admitted  that  Thackeray  was  not  a  good 
editor.  He  was  not  the  man  to  have  a  patient  and  scrupulous  mastery  over 
the  perplexing  details  of  an  editor's  daily  work.  Prone  to  work  by  fits  and 
starts ;  unmethodical  and  keenly  sensitive  to  the  heart-rending  appeals  which 
accompanied  the  piles  of  manuscript  laid  on  his  table,  Thackm-ay  could  not  have 
been  a  successful  editor.  He  resigned  his  editorship  in  April,  1862,  but  con- 
tinned  to  write  for  the  magazine  until  he  died,  the  day  before  Christmas  in  1863. 

The  "Roundabout  Papers,"  from  which  we  have  taken  the  three  following 
sketches,  were  published  in  The  Cornhill  Magazine,  They  are  light,  gossipy 
essays,  and  while  they  do  not  show  the  author  at  his  best,  are  marked  by  a 
genial  wit,  tender  pathos,  and  kindly  sympathy,  which  characterizes  the  great 
novelist's  rare  charm  of  style. 


Round  about  the  Christmas  Tree, 

The  kindly  Christmas  tree,  from  which  I  trust  every  gentle 
reader  has  pulled  a  bonbon  or  two,  is  yet  all  aflame  whilst  I  am 
writing,  and  sparkles  with  the  sweet  fruits  of  its  season.  You 
young  ladies,  may  you  have  plucked  pretty  giltlings  from  it; 
and  out  of  the  cracker  sugar-plum  which  you  have  split  with 
the  captain  or  the  sweet  young  curate  may  you  have  read  one  of 
those  delicious  conundrums  which  the  confectioners  introduce 
into  the  sweetmeats,  and  which  apply  to  the  cunning  passion  of 
love.  Those  riddles  are  to  be  read  at  ijoiir  age,  when  I  dare  say 
they  are  amusing.  As  for  Dolly,  Merry,  and  Bell,  who  are  stand- 
ing at  the  tree,  they  don't  care  about  the  love-riddle  part,  but 
understand  the  sweet-almoued  portion  very  well.     They  are  four, 


8  EOUNDABOUT    PAPEKS. 

five,  six  years  old.  Patience,  little  people  !  A  dozen  merry 
Christmases  more,  and  you  will  be  reading  those  wonderful  love- 
conundrums  too.  As  for  us  elderly  folks,  we  watch  the  babies 
at  their  sport,  and  the  young  peoi)le  pulling  at  the  branches: 
and  instead  of  finding  bonbons  or  sweeties  in  the  packets  which 
we  pluck  ofi"  the  boughs,  we  find  enclosed  Mr.  Carnifex's  ^  review 
of  the  quarter's  meat;  Mr.  Sartor's  ccmipliments,  and  little  state- 
ment for  self  and  the  young  gentlemen  :  and  Madame  de  Sainte- 
Crinoline's  respects  to  the  young  ladies,  wlio  encloses  her 
account,  and  will  send  on  Saturday,  please ;  or  we  stretch  our 
hand  out  to  the  educational  b]"anch  of  the  Christmas  tree,  and 
there  find  a  lively  and  amusing  article  from  the  Kev.  Henry 
Holyshade,  containing  our  dear  Tommy's  exceedingly  moderate 
account  for  the  last  term's  school  expenses. 

The  tree  yet  sparkles,  I  say.  I  am  writing  on  the  day  before 
Tw'elfth  Day,-  if  you  must  know ;  but  already  ever  so  many  of 
the  fruits  have  been  pulled,  and  the  Christmas  lights  have  gone 
out.  Bobby  Miseltow,  who  has  been  staying  with  us  for  a  week, 
comes  to  say  he  is  going  away  to  sj)end  the  rest  of  the  holidays 
with  his  grandmother— and  I  brush  away  the  manly  tear  of 
regret  as  I  part  with  the  dear  child.  "  Well,  Bob,  good-by,  since 
you  luill  go.     Compliments  to  grandmamma.     Thank  her  for  the 

turkey.     Here's "  {A  slight  pecuniary  transaction  takes  place  at 

this  juncture^  and  Boh  nods  and  winks,  and  puts  his  hand  in  his 
waistcoat  pocket.)     "  You  have  had  a  pleasant  week  ? ' 

Bob. — "  Haven't  I !  "  {And  exit,  anxious  to  know  the  amount  of 
the  coin  which  has  just  changed  hands.) 

He  is  gone,  and  as  the  dear  boy  vanishes  through  the  door  I 
too  cast  up  a  little  account  of  our  past  Christmas  week.^     "When 


1.  Mr.  Carnifex,  Mr.  Sartor,  etc.— Notice  the  significance  of  the  names  of 
these  imaginary  characters.  Carnifex  literally  means  the  maker  of  flesh  ;  Sartor, 
Latin  for  tailor.     The  other  names  explain  themselves. 

2.  Twelfth  Day.— The  twelfth  day  after  Christmas  (Jan.  6th)  was  in  olden 
times  the  season  of  universal  festivity.  For  full  explanation  see  articles  ou 
"Epiphany ""  and  "Jan.  (jth  "  in  Chambers's  Soak  of  Daijs. 

3.  Christmas  Week.— The  reader  will  find  descriptions  of  the  English  cele- 
bration of  Christmas-time  in  Dickeus's  (Jhrintmas  Carol  and  Irving's  Sketch 
Book  and  Bracebridge  Hall. 


KOUKDABOUT    PAPERS.  9 

Bob's  liolidays  are  over,  I  know  Christmas  will  be  an  old  story. 
All  the  fruit  will  be  off  the  Christmas  tree  then  ;  the  crackers  will 
have  cracked  off;  the  almonds  will  have  been  crunched  ;  and  the 
sweet-bitter  riddles  will  have  been  read  ;  the  lights  will  have 
perished  off  the  dark  green  boughs;  the  toys  growing  on  them 
will  have  been  distributed,  fought  for,  cherished,  neglected, 
broken.  Ferdinand  and  Fidelia  will  each  keejj  out  of  it  the 
remembrance  of  a  riddle,  read  together,  of  a  double  almond 
munched  together,  and  the  moiety  of  an  exploded  cracker  *  *  * 
The  maids,  I  say,  will  have  taken  down  all  that  holly  stuff  and 
nonsense  about  the  clocks,  lamps,  and  looking-glasses,  the  dear 
boys  will  be  back  at  school,  fondly  thinking  of  the  pantomime 
fairies*  whom  they  have  seen  and  whose  gaudy  gossamer  wings 
are  battered  by  this  time.  Yet  but  a  few  days.  Bob,  and  flakes 
of  paint  will  have  cracked  on  the  fairy  flower-bowers,  and  the 
revolving  temples  of  adamantine  lustre  will  be  as  shabl)y  as  the 
city  of  Pekin.  When  you  read  this,  will  Clown  still  be  going  on 
lolling  his  tongue  out  of  his  mouth,  and  saying,  "  How  are  you 
to-morrow  ?  "  To-morrow,  indeed !  He  must  be  almost  ashamed 
of  himself  (if  that  cheek  is  still  capable  of  the  blush  of  shame) 
for  asking  the  absurd  question.  To-morrow,  indeed !  To-mor- 
row the  diffugient  snows  will  give  place  to  Spring ;  the  snow- 
drops will  lift  their  heads ;  Ladyday^  may  be  expected,  and  the 
pecuniary  duties  peculiar  to  that  feast;  in  place  of  bonbons, 
trees  will  have  an  eruj)tion  of  light  green  knobs;  the  whitebait 
season  will  bloom  *  *  *  as  if  one  need  go  on  describing  these 
vernal  phenomena,  when  Christmas  is  still  here,  though  ending, 
and  the  subject  of  my  discourse! 

We  have  all  admired  the  illustrated  papers,*"'  and  noted  how 
boisterously  jolly  they  become  at  Christmas  time.     What  wassail- 


4.  Pantoiuime  Fairies,— The  Christmas  pantomime  plays  a?  brought  out 
at  the  London  theatres  are  most  important  features  of  the  Christmas  festivities. 
Thej^  are  gorgeous  combinations  of  song  and  dance,  of  fun  and  parody,  of  fairy 
scenes  and  delicious  music. 

5.  L,adyday — One  of  the  regular  quarter-days  in  England  on  which  rent  is 
generally  "made  payable.    It  is  the  25th  of  March  in  each  year. 

6.  Jllustrated  Papers.— The  magnificent  and  costly  Christmas  numbers  of  the 
London  Illustrated  papers  are  to  be  found  on  almost  every  news  stand  on  this 
side  of  the  Atlantic.  A  sale  of  more  tliau  half  a  million  copies  of  the  most  pop- 
ular paper  is  claimed.  4 


10  ROUI^DABOUT    PAPERS. 

bowls,  robin-redbreasts,  waits,  snow  landscapes,  bursts  of  Christ- 
mas song  !  And  then  to  think  that  these  festivities  are  prepared 
months  before — that  these  Christmas  pieces  are  prophetic  !  How 
kind  of  artists  and  poets  to  devise  tiie  festivities  beforehand,  and 
serve  them  pat  at  the  proper  time !  We  ought  to  be  grateful 
to  them,  as  to  the  cook  who  gets  up  at  midnight  and  sets  the 
pudding  a  boiling,  which  is  to  feast  us  at  six  o'clock.  I  often 
think  with  gratitude  of  the  famous  Mr.  Nelson  Lee — the  author 
of  I  don't  know  how  many  hundred  glorious  pantomimes — walk- 
ing by  the  summer  wave  at  Margate,''  or  Brighton  perhaps,  re- 
volving in  his  mind  the  idea  of  some  new  gorgeous  spectacle  of 
faery,  which  the  winter  shall  see  complete.  He  is  like  cook  at 
midnight.  He  watches  and  thinks.  He  pounds  the  sparkling- 
sugar  of  benevolence,  the  plums  of  fjincy,  the  sweetmeats  of  fun, 
the  figs  of — well,  the  figs  of  fairy  fiction,  let  us  say,  and  pops  the 
whole  in  the  seething  cauldron  of  imagination,  and  at  due  season 
serves  up  the  Pantomime. 

Very  few  men,  in  the  course  of  nature,  can  expect  to  see  all 
the  23antomimes  in  one  season,  but  I  hope  to  the  end  of  my  life  I 
shall  never  forego  reading  about  them  in  that  delicious  sheet  of 
The  Times^  which  ajDpears  in  the  morning  after  Boxing-day. 
Perhaps  reading  is  even  better  than  seeing.  The  best  way,  I 
think,  is  to  say  you  are  ill,  lie  in  bed,  and  have  the  paper  for 
two  hours,  reading  all  the  way  down  from  Drury  Lane  ^  to  the 
Britannia  at  Hoxton.  Bob  and  I  went  to  two  pantomimes.  One 
was  at  the  Theatre  of  Fancy,  and  the  other  at  the  Fairy  Opera, 
and  I  don't  know  which  we  liked  the  best. 

Bob's  behavior  on  New  Year's  day,  I  can  assure  Dr.  Holyshade, 
was  highly  creditable  to  the  boy.  He  had  expressed  a  determi- 
nation to  partake  of  every  dish  which  was  put  on  the  table ;  but 
after  soup,  fish,  roast-beef,  and  roast-goose,  he  retired  from 
active  business  until  the  j^udding   and  mince  pie  made   their 

7.  Margate— Brighton. —  Two  fashionable  and  popular  seaside  resorts  in 
England. 

8.  The  Times.— The  famous  daily  newspaper  of  London,  popularly  nick- 
named as  "  The  Thunderer." 

9.  Drury  I^ane  —The  oldest,  as  it  is  also  the  largest  and  handsomest,  of  the 
theatres  proper  of  London.  Britannia.— A  commodious  and  unusually  well 
built  London  theatre. 


ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS.  11 

appearance,  of  which  he  partook  liberally,  but  not  too  freely. 
Our  young  friend  amused  the  company  during  the  evening,  by 
exhibiting  a  two-shilling  magic-lantern,  which  he  had  purchased, 
and  likewise  by  singing  "  Sally,  come  up!  "  a  quaint,  but  rather 
monotonous  melody,  which  I  am  told  is  sung  by  the  poor  negro 
on  the  banks  of  the  broad  Mississippi. 

What  other  enjoyments  did  we  proffer  for  the  child's  amuse- 
ment during  the  Christmas  week  ?  A  great  philosopher  was 
giving  a  lecture  to  young  folks  '"  at  the  British  institution.  But 
when  this  diversion  was  jDroposed  to  our  young  friend  Bob,  he 
said,  "Lecture?  No,  thank  you.  Not  as  I  knows  on,'  and 
made  sarcastic  signals  on  his  nose.  Perhaps  he  is  of  Dr.  John- 
son's opinion  about  lectures :  "  Lectures,  sir  !  what  man  would 
go  to  hear  that  imperfectly  at  a  lecture  which  he  can  read  at 
leisure  in  a  book  ?  "  /  never  went,  of  my  own  choice,  to  a  lec- 
ture;  that  I  can  vow.  As  for  sermons,  they  are  different;  I 
delight  in  them,  and  they  cannot,  of  course,  be  too  long. 

Well,  we  partook  of  yet  other  Christmas  delights  besides 
pantomime,  pudding,  and  pie.  One  glorious,  one  delightful, 
one  most  unlucky  and  pleasant  day,  we  drove  in  a  brougham, 
with  a  famous  horse,  which  carried  us  more  quickly  and  briskly 
than  any  of  your  vulgar  railways,  over  Battersea  Bridge,  on 
which  the  horse's  hoofs  rung  as  if  it  had  been  iron ;  through 
suburban  villages,  plum-caked  with  snow ;  under  a  leaden  sky, 
in  w4iich  the  sun  hung  like  a  red-hot  warming-pan  ;  by  pond 
after  pond,  where  not  only  men  and  boys,  but  scores  after  scores 
of  women  and  girls,  were  sliding,  and  roaring,  and  clapping  their 
lean  old  sides  with  laughter,  as  they  tumbled  down,  and  their 
Ijob  nailed  shoes  flew  up  in  the  air;  the  air  frosty  with  a  lilac 
liaze,  through  which  villas,  and  commons,  and  churches,  and 
plantations  glimmered.  We  drive  U23  the  hill,  Bob  and  I ;  we 
make  the  last  two  miles  in  eleven  minutes ;  we  p)ass  that  poor, 
armless  man  who  sits  there  in  the  cold,  following  you  with  his 
eyes.     I  don't  give  anything,  and  Bob  looks  disappointed.     We 

10.  Lecture  to  Younj;  Folks.— Familiar  lectures;  on  scientific  subjects  have 
1)een  siven  in  London  (liirin<r  the  holiday  season  for  many  years.  Such  men  as 
Faraday,  Tyndall  and  other  eminent  scientists  have  given  these  lectures. 


12  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 

are  set  down  neatly  at  the  gate,  and  a  borse-holder  opens  the 
brougham  door.  I  don't  give  anything;  again  disappointment 
on  Bob's  part.  I  pay  a  shilling  apiece,  and  we  enter  into  the 
glorious  building,"  which  is  decorated  for  Christmas,  and  straight- 
way forgetfuUiess  on  Bob's  part  of  everything  but  that  magnificent 
scene.  The  enormous  edifice  is  all  decorated  for  Bob  and  Christmas. 
The  stalls,  the  columns,  the  fountains,  courts,  statues,  splendors, 
are  all  crowned  for  Christmas.  The  delicious  negro  is  singing  his 
Alabama  choruses  for  Christmas  and  Bob.  He  has  scarcely  done, 
when,  Tootarootatoo  !  Mr.  Punch  '^  is  performing  his  surprising- 
actions,  and  hanging  the  beadle.  The  stalls  are  decorated.  The 
refreshment-tables  are  piled  with  good  things;  at  many  fountains 
"  Mulled  ClaIiet  "  is  written  up  in  appetizing  capitals. 
"Mulled  Claret — oh,  jolly!  How  cold  it  is!"  says  Bob;  I  i3ass 
on.  "It's  only  three  o'clock,"  says  Bob.  "No,  only  three,"  I 
say,  meekly.  "  We  dine  at  seven,"  sighs  Bob,  "  and  it's  so-o-o 
coo-old.''  I  still  would  take  no  hints.  No  claret,  no  refreshment, 
no  sandwiches,  no  sausage-rolls  for  Bob.  At  last  I  am  obliged 
to  tell  him  all.  Just  before  we  left  home,  a  little  Christmas  bill 
popped  in  at  the  door  and  emptied  my  purse  at  the  threshold. 
I  forgot  all  about  the  transaction,  and  had  to  borrow  half  a  crown 
from  John  Coachman  to  pay  for  our  entrance  into  the  palace  of 
delight.  Now  you  see.  Bob,  why  I  could  not  treat  you  on  that 
second  of  January  when  we  drove  to  the  palace  together;  when 
the  girls  and  boys  were  sliding  on  the  ponds  at  Dulwich  ;  when 
the  darkling  river  was  full  of  floating  ice,  and  the  sun  was  like  a 
warming-pan  in  the  leaden  sky. 

One  more  Christmas  sight  we  had,  of  course  ;  and  that  sight  I 
think  I  like  as  well  as  Bob  himself  at  Christmas,  and  at  all  sea- 
sons.    We  went  to  a  certain  garden  of  delight,'^  where,  whatever 


11.  Glorious  Building.-— The  Crystal  Palace  is  about  seven  miles  from  Lon- 
don. Erected  at  a  cost  of  nearly  £1,500,000.  The  palace  and  grounds,  which 
cover  about  200  acres,  were  opened  in  1854.  Exhibitions  and  entertainments  of 
almost  every  description  are  held  within  its  precincts. 

12.  Mr.  Punch.— Reference  is  made  to  the  well-known  and  popular  exhibi- 
tion called  "  Punch  and  Judy." 

13.  Certain  Garden  of  Dellg'lit.— Zoological  Gardens,  situated  near  the 
Regent's  Park,  London,  and  containing  the  largest  and  best-arranged  collection 
of  wild  beasts  and  birds  in  the  world. 


ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS.  13 

your  cares  are,  I  think  you  can  manage  to  forget  some  of  them, 
and  muse,  and  be  not  unhai^j^y  ;  to  a  garden  beginning  with  a  Z, 
which  is  as  lively  as  Noah's  ark ;  where  the  fox  has  brought  his 
brush,  and  the  cock  has  brought  his  comb,  and  the  elephant  has 
])rought  his  trunk,  and  the  kangaroo  has  brought  his  bag,  and 
the  condor  his  old  white  wig  and  black  satin  hood.  On  this 
day  it  was  so  cold  that  the  white  bears  winked  their  pink  eyes, 
as  they  plapped  up  and  down  by  their  pool,  and  seemed  to  say, 
"  Aha,  this  weather  reminds  us  of  dear  home  !  "  "  Cold  !  bah  ! 
I  have  got  such  a  warm  coat,"  says  brother  Bruin,  "I  don't 
mind  ;"  and  he  laughs  on  his  pole,  and  clocks  down  a  bun.  The 
squealing  hyenas  gnashed  their  teeth  and  laughed  at  us  quite 
refreshingly  at  their  window ;  and,  cold  as  it  was,  Tiger,  Tiger, 
burning  bright,  glared  at  us  red-hot  through  his  bars,  and  snorted 
blasts  of  hell.  The  woolly  camel  leered  at  us  quite  kindly  as  he 
paced  round  his  ring  on  his  silent  pads.  We  Y»^ent  to  our  favor- 
ite places.  Our  dear  wambat  came  up  and  had  himself  scratched 
very  affably.  Our  fellow-creatures  in  the  monkey-room  held  out 
their  little  black  hands,  and  x^iteously  asked  us  for  Christmas 
alms.  Those  darling  alligators  on  their  rock  winked  at  us  in  the 
most  friendly  way,  The  solemn  eagles  sat  alone,  and  scowled  at 
us  from  their  peaks ;  whilst  little  Tom  Ratel  tumbled  over  head 
and  heels  for  us  in  his  usual  diverting  manner.  If  I  have  cares 
in  my  mind,  I  come  to  the  Zoo,  and  fancy  they  don't  pass  the 
gate.  I  recognize  my  friends,  my  enemies,  in  countless  cages.  I 
entertained  the  eagle,  the  vulture,  the  old  billy-goat,  and  the 
black-pated,  crimson-necked,  blear-eyed,  baggy,  hook-beaked  old 
marabou  stork  yesterday  at  dinner ;  and  when  Bob's  aunt  came 
to  tea  in  the  evening,  and  asked  him  what  he  had  seen,  he 
stepped  up  to  her  gravely,  and  said  : 

"  First  I  ?aw  the  white  bear,  then  I  saw  the  black, 
Then  I  saw  the  camel  witil  a  hump  upon  his  back. 

GMMrm     \  ""^^^  ^  ^^^  ^^^  camel  with  a  hump  upon  his  back ! 

Then  I  saw  the  gray  wolf,  with  mutton  in  his  maw 
Then  I  saw  the  wambat  waddle  in  the  straw  : 
Then  1  saw  the  elephant  with  his  waving  trunk, 
Then  I  saw  the  monkeys— mercy,  how  unpleasantly 
they smelt  I  " 


14  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 

There.  No  one  can  beat  tliat  piece  of  wit,  can  he,  Bob  ?  And 
so  it  is  all  over;  but  we  had  a  jolly  time,  whilst  you  were  with 
us,  hadn't  we  ?  Present  my  respects  to  the  doctor  ;  and  I  hope, 
my  boy,  we  may  spend  another  merry  Christmas  next  year. 


De    Juventute, 

{Concerning  Youth). 


Our  last  paper  of  this  veracious  and  roundabout  series  related 
to  a  period  which  can  only  be  historical  to  a  great  number  of 
readers  of  this  Magazine.  Four  I  saw  at  the  station  to-day  with 
orange-covered  books  in  their  hands,  who  can  but  have  known 
George  IV.^  by  books,  and  statues,  and  pictures.  Elderly  gentle- 
men were  in  their  prime,  old  men  in  their  middle  age,  when  he 
reigned  over  us.  His  image  remains  on  coins;  on  a  picture  or 
two  hanging  here  and  there  in  a  Club  or  old-fashioned  dining- 
room  ;  on  horseback,  as  at  Trafalgar  Square,^  for  example,  where 
I  defy  any  monarch  to  look  more  uncomfortable.  Charon  has 
paddled  him  off;  he  has  mingled  with  the  crowded  repul)lic  of 
the  dead.  His  effigy  smiles  from  a  canvas  or  two.  Breechless 
he  bestrides  his  steed  in  Trafalgar  Square.  I  believe  he  still 
wears  his  robes  at  Madame  Tussaud's  ^  (Madame  herself  having 
quitted  Baker  Street  and  life,  and  found  him  she  modeled  t'other 
side  the  Stygian  stream).  On  the  head  of  a  tive-shilling  piece 
we  still  occasionally  come  upon  him,  with  St.  George,"  the 
dragon-slayer,  on  the  other  side  of  the  coin.  Ah  me  1  did  this 
George  slay  many  dragons?  Was  he  a  brave,  heroic  champion 
and  rescuer  of  virgins  ?     Well !  well !  have  you  and  I  overcome 

1.  George  IV.— King  of  England  from  1820  to  1830.  The  subject  of  one  of 
Thackeray's  lectures. 

2.  Trafalgar  Square.— One  of  the  great  squares  of  London.  Admh-al  Nel- 
son's monument,  with  its  four  lions,  is  its  most  conspicuous  feature. 

3.  Madame  Tussard.— Tussard's  exhibition  of  waxworks  and  Napoleonic 
relics  is  one  of  the  oldest  and  popular  exhibitions  in  London. 

4.  St.  George,  the  Dragon  Slayer.— The  national  saint  of  England,  in  con- 
sequence of  the  miraculous  assistance  rendered  by  him  to  the  armies  of  the 
Christians  under  Godfrey  de  Bouillon  during  the  first  crusade. 


ROtTNDABOUT    PAPERS.  15 

all  the  dragons  that  assail  us?  come  alive  and  victorious  out  of 
all  the  caverns  which  we  have  entered  in  life,  and  succored,  at 
risk  of  life  and  limb,  all  poor  distressed  persons  in  whose  naked 
limbs  the  dragon  Poverty  ^  is  about  to  iasten  his  fangs,  whom  the 
dragon  Crime  is  poisoning  with  his  horrible  breath,  and  about  to 
crunch  up  and  devour?  O  my  royal  liege!  O  my  gracious 
prince  and  warrior!  You  a  champion  to  fight  that  monster^ 
Your  feeble  spear  ever  pierce  that  slimy  paunch  or  plated  back  ? 
See  how  the  flames  come  gurgling  out  of  his  red-hot  brazen 
throat!  What  a  roar!  Nearer  and  nearer  he  trails,  with  eyes 
flaming  like  the  lamps  of  a  railroad  engine.  How  he  squeals, 
rushing  out  tiirough  the  darkness  of  his  tunnel !  Now  he  is 
near.  Now  he  is  here.  And  now — what? — lance,  shield,  knight, 
feathers,  horse  and  all  ?  O  horror,  horror !  Next  day,  round 
the'  monster's  cave,  there  lie  a  few  bones  more.  You,  who  wish 
to  keep  yours  in  your  skins,  be  thankful  that  you  are  not  called 
upon  to  go  out  and  fight  dragons.  Be  grateful  that  they  don't 
sally  out  and  swallow  you.  Keep  a  wise  distance  from  their 
caves,  lest  you  pay  too  dearly  for  approaching  them.  Remember 
that  years  passed,  and  whole  districts  were  ravaged,  before  the 
warrior  came  who  was  able  to  cope  with  the  devouring  monster. 
When  that  knight  does  make  his  apjDearance,  with  all  my  heart 
let  us  go  out  and  welcome  him  with  our  best  songs,  huzzas,  and 
laurel  wreaths,  and  eagerly  recognize  his  valor  and  victory.  But 
he  comes  only  seldom.  Countless  knights  were  slain  before  St. 
George  won  the  battle.  In  the  battle  of  life  are  we  all  going  to 
try  for  the  honors  of  championship  ?  If  we  can  do  our  duty,  if 
we  can  keep  our  place  pretty  honorably  through  the  combat,  let 
us  say,  Laus  Beo !  at  the  end  of  it,  as  the  firing  ceases,  and  the 
night  falls  over  the  field. 

The  old  were  middle-aged,  the  elderly  were  in  their  prime, 
then,  thirty  years  since,  when  yon  royal  George  was  still  fighting 
the  dragon.  As  for  you,  my  pretty  lass,  with  your  saucy  tat  and 
golden  tresses  tumbled  in  your  net,  and  you,  my  spruce  young 
gentleman  in  your  mandarin's  cap  (the  young  folks  at  the  coun- 


5.  Poverty— Crime,— For  collateral  reading,  read  the  apostrophe  to  poverty 
and  crime  in  JDicliens's  Christmas  Carol. 


16  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 

try-place  where  I  am  staying  are  so  attired),  your  parents  were 
unknown  to  each  other,  and  wore  short  frocks  and  short  jackets, 
at  the  date  of  this  five-shilling  piece.  Only  to-day  I  met  a  dog- 
cart crammed  with  children — children  with  mustaches  and  man- 
darin caps — children  with  saucy  hats  and  hair-nets — children  in 
short  frocks  and  knickerbockers  (surely  the  prettiest  boy's 
dress  that  has  appeared  these  hundred  years) — children  from 
twenty  years  of  age  to  six ;  and  father,  with  mother  by  his  side, 
driving  in  front — and  on  father's  countenance  I  saw  that  very 
laugh  which  I  remember  perfectly  in  the  time  when  this  crown- 
piece  was  coined— in  his  time,  in  King  George's  time,  when  we 
were  school-boys  seated  on  the  same  form.  The  smile  was  just 
as  broad,  as  bright,  as  jolly,  as  I  remember  it  in  the  past — unfor- 
gotten,  though  not  seen  or  thought  of,  for  how  many  decades  of 
years,  and  quite  and  instantly  familiar,  though  so  long  out  of 
sight. 

Any  contemporary  of  that  coin  who  takes  it  up  and  reads  the 
inscription  round  the  laureled  head,  "Georgius  IV.  Britannia- 
rum  Rex.  Fid  :  Def.  1823,"  ^'  if  he  will  but  look  steadily  enough  at 
the  round,  and  utter  the  proper  incantation,  I  dare  say  may  con- 
jure back  his  life  there.  Look  well,  my  elderly  friend,  and  tell 
me  w^hat  you  see.  First,  I  see  a  Sultan,  with  hair,  beautiful  hair, 
and  a  crown  of  laurels  round  his  head,  and  his  name  is  Georgius 
Rex.  Fid.  Def,  and  so  on.  Now  the  Sultan  has  disappeared; 
and  what  is  that  I  see  ?  A  boy, — a  boy  in  a  jacket.  He  is  at  a 
desk  ;  he  has  great  books  before  him,  Latin  and  Greek  books  and 
dictionaries.  Yet,  but  behind  the  great  books  which  he  pretends 
to  read,  is  a  little  one,  with  pictures,  which  he  is  really  reading. 
It  is— yes,  I  can  read  now— it  is  the  "  Heart  of  Mid  Lothian,"  '' 
by  the  author  of  "  Waverley  "—or,  no,  it  is  "  Life  in  London,  or 
the  Adventures  of  Corinthian  Tom,  Jeremiah  Hawthorn,  and 
their  friend  Bob  Logic,"  by  Pierce  Egan ; '  and  it  has  pictures — 
oh,  such  funny  pictures !     As  he  reads,  there  comes  behind  the 

6.  Georgius  IV..  etc.— This  Latin  inscription  translated  means,  "George 
the  Fourth,  King  of  the  Britains,  Defender  of  the  Faith  (Fidei  Defensor).     l%-i2,^' 

7.  Heart  of  Mid  L,otliian.— One  of  Scott's  most  popular  novels.  Pierce 
Egan, —A  writer  of  sensational  romances,  also  a  frequent  contributor  to  the 
London  press. 


ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS.  17 

boy,  a  man,  a  dervish,  in  a  black  gown,  like  a  woman,  and  a 
black  square  cap,  and  lie  has  a  book  in  each  hand,  and  he  seizes 
the  boy  who  is  reading  the  picture  book,  and  lays  his  head  upon 
one  of  his  books,  and  smacks  it  with  the  other.  The  boy  makes 
faces,  and  so  tliat  picture  disappears. 

Now  the  boy  has  grown  bigger.  He  has  got  on  a  black  gown 
and  cap,  something  like  the  dervish;  He  is  at  a  table,  with  ever 
so  many  bottles  on  it,  and  fruit,  and  tobacco ;  and  other  young 
dervishes  come  in.  They  seem  as  if  they  were  singing.  To 
them  enters  an  old  moollah,  he  takes  down  their  names,  and 
orders  them  all  to  go  to  bed.  What  is  this?  a  carriage,  with 
four  beautiful  horses  all  galloping — a  man  in  red  is  blowing  a 
trumpet.     Many  young  men  are  on  the  carriage — one  of  them  is 

driving  the  horses.     Surely  they  won't  drive  into  that  ?  

ah  !  they  have  all  disappeared.  And  now  I  see  one  of  the  young 
men  alone.  He  is  walking  in  a  street — a  dark  street — presently 
a  light  comes  to  a  window.  There  is  the  shadow  of  a  lady  who 
passes.  He  stands  there  till  the  light  goes  out.  Now  he  is  in  a 
room  scribbling  on  a  piece  of  paper,  and  kissing  a  miniature 
every  now  an<l  then.  They  seem  to  be  lines  each  pretty  much  of 
a  length.  I  can  read  hearty  smart,  dart;  Mary,  f^iry ;  Cupid, 
stupid;  true,  you;  and  never  mind  what  more.  Bah!  it  is 
bosh.  Now  see,  he  has  got  a  gown  on  again,  and  a  wig  of  white 
hair  on  his  head,  and  he  is  sitting  with  other  dervishes  in  a  great 
room  full  of  them,  and  on  a  throne  in  the  middle  is  an  old  Sultan 
in  scarlet,  sitting  before  a  desk,  and  he  wears  a  wig  too — and  the 
young  man  gets  up  and  speaks  to  him.  And  now  what  is  here? 
He  is  in  a  room  with  ever  so  many  children,  and  the  miniature 
hanging  up.  Can  it  be  a  likeness  of  that  woman  who  is  sitting 
before  that  copper  urn,  with  a  silver  vase  in  her  hand,  from 
which  she  is  pouring  hot  liquor  into  cups?  Was  she  ever  a 
fairy  ?     She  is  as  fat  as  a  hippopotamus  now. 

They  say  that  cookery  is  much  improved  since  the  days  of  my 
monarch— of  George  IV.  Pastry  Oookery  is  certainly  not  so 
good.  I  have  often  eaten  half-a-crown's  worth  (including,  I 
trust,  ginger-beer)  at  our  school  pastrycook's,  and  that  is  a  proof 
that  the  pastry  must  have  been  very  good,  for  could  I  do  as 


18  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 

mucli  now?  I  passed  by  the  pastrycook's  shop  lately,  having 
occasion  to  visit  ray  old  school.  It  looked  a  very  dingy  old 
baker's;  misfortunes  may  have  come  over  him— those  penny 
tarts  certainly  did  not  look  so  nice  as  I  remember  them  ;  but  he 
may  have  grown  careless  as  he  has  grown  old  (I  should  judge 
him  to  be  now  about  ninety  six  years  of  age),  and  his  hand  may 
have  lost  its  cunning. 

Not  that  we  were  not  great  epicures.  I  remember  how  we 
constantly  grumbled  at  the  quantity  of  the  food  in  our  master's 
house  —  which  on  my  ccmscience  I  believe  was  excellent  and 
plentiful  and  ln»w  we  tried  once  or  twice  to  eat  him  out  of 
house  and  home.  At  the  pastrycook's  we  may  have  over-eaten 
ourselves  (I  have  admitted  half-a-crown's  worth  for  my  own  part, 
but  I  don't  like  to  mention  the  real  figure  for  fear  of  perverting 
the  present  generation  of  boys  by  my  own  monstrous  confession) 
— we  may  have  eaten  too  much,  I  say.  We  did  ;  but  what  then  ? 
The  school  apothecary  was  sent  for  :  a  couple  of  small  globules 
at  night,  a  trifling  preparation  of  senna  in  the^  morning,  and  we 
had  not  to  go  to  school,  so  that  the  draught  was  an  actual 
pleasure. 

For  our  amusements,  besides  the  games  in  vogue,  which  were 
pretty  much  in  old  times  as  they  are  now.  There  were  novels — 
ah  !  I  trouble  you  to  find  such  novels  in  the  present  day !  O 
Scottish  Chiefs,'^  didn't  we  weep  over  you !  O  Mysteries  of 
Udolpho,^  didn't  I  and  Briggs  Minor  draw  pictures  out  of  you, 
as  I  have  said  ?  Efforts,  feeble  indeed,  but  still  giving  pleasure 
to  us  and  our  friends.  "  I  say,  old  Boy,  draw  us  Vivaldi  tortured 
in  the  Inquisition,"  or  "  Draw  us  Don  Quixote  and  the  wind- 
mills, you  know,"  amateurs  would  say,  to  boys  who  had  love  of 
drawing.  "  Peregrine  Pickle  "  '^  we  liked,  our  fathers  admiring- 
it,  and  telling  us  (the  sly  old  boys)  it  was  capital  fun ;  but  I 
think  I  was  rather  bewildered  by  it,  though  "  Roderick  Random  " 


8.  Scottish  Chiefs.— The  name  of  a  romantic  and  popular  novel  by  Jane 
Porter  (1776-1850).  Mysteries  of  Udolpho.— A  sensational  novel  by  Mrs. 
Ann  Radcliffe  (1764-1823). 

9.  Peregrine  Pickle  —  Roderick  Random. —Two  novels  b"  Saiollet 
(17-21-1771). 


KOUNDABOUT    PAPERS.  19 

was  and  remains  delightful.  I  don't  remember  having  Sterne*" 
in  the  school  library,  no  donbt  because  the  works  of  that  divine 
were  not  considered  decent  for  young  people.  Ah!  not  against 
thy  genius,  O  father  of  Uncle  Toby  and  Trim,  would  I  say  a 
word  in  disrespect.  But  I  am  thank fnl  to  live  in  times  when 
men  no  longer  have  the  temptation  to  write  so  as  to  cull  blushes 
on  women's  cheeks,  and  would  shame  to  whisper  wicked  allu- 
sions to  honest  boys.  Then,  above  all,  we  had  Walter  Scott," 
the  kindly,  the  generous,  the  pure — the  companion  of  what 
countless  delightful  hours;  and  purveyor  of  how  much  happi- 
ness ;  the  friend  whom  we  recall  as  the  constant  benefactor  of 
our  youth !  How  well  I  remember  the  type  and  the  brownish 
paper  of  the  old  duodecimo  "  Tales  of  my  Landlord ! "  I  have 
never  dared  to  read  the  "  Pirate,"  and  the  "  Bride  of  Lammer- 
moor,"  or  "  Kenilworth,"  from  that  day  to  this,  because  the  final 
is  unhappy,  and  jDcople  die,  and  are  murdered  at  the  end.  But 
''  Ivanhoe,"  and  "  Quentin  Durward  !"  Oh  !  for  a  half-holiday, 
and  a  quiet  corner,  and  one  of  those  books  again  !  Those  books, 
and  perhaps  those  eyes  with  which  we  read  them ;  and,  it  may 
be,  the  brains  behind  the  eyes !  It  may  be  the  tart  was  good  ; 
but  how  fresh  the  appetite  was!  If  the  gods  would  give  me  the 
desire  of  my  heart,  I  should  be  able  to  write  a  story  which  boys 
would  relish  for  the  next  few  dozen  of  centuries.  The  boy-critic 
loves  the  story  :  grown  up,  he  loves  the  author  who  wrote  the 
story.  Hence  the  kindly  tie  is  established  between  writer  and 
reader,  and  lasts  pretty  nearly  for  life.  I  meet  people  now  who 
don't  care  for  Walter  Scott,  or  the  "Arabian  Nights."  I  am 
sori-y  for  them,  unless  they  in  their  time  have  found  their  ro- 
mancer— their  charming  Scherazade.  By  the  way,  Walter,  when 
you  are  writing,  tell  me  who  is  the  favorite  novelist  in  the  fourth 
form  now?       Have  you  got  anything  so  good  and  kindly  as 


10.  Lawrence  Sterne. — 1713-1768.  An  eccentric  and  brilliant  novelist.  In 
Tnstram  Shandy,  a  bio<rraphical  romance,  the  characters  of  Uncle  Toby,  a 
veteran  officer,  and  his  servant,  Corporal  Trim,  are  conceived  and  executed  in 
the  finest  spirit  of  liumor,  tenderness,  and  observation. 

11.  Sir  AValter  Seott.— 1771-1882.  One  of  the  few  great  masters  of  fiction, 
author  of  the  "  Waverley  Novels." 


20  ROUI^DABOUT     PAPERS. 

clear  Miss  Edgeworth's '^  Franhf  It  used  to  belong  to  a  fellow's 
sisters  generally  ;  but  though  he  pretended  to  despise  it,  and 
said,  "  Oh,  stuff  for  girls !  "  he  read  it ;  and  I  think  there  were 
one  or  two  passages  which  would  try  my  eyes  now,  were  I  to 
meet  with  the  little  book. 

As  for  Thomas  and  Jeremiah  (it  is  only  my  witty  way  of  call- 
ing Tom  and  Jerry),  I  went  to  the  British  Museum  '-^  the  other 
day  on  purpose  to  get  it;  but  somehow,  if  you  will  press  the 
question  too  closely,  on  reperusal,  Tom  and  Jerry  is  not  so 
brilliant  as  I  had  supposed  it  to  be.  The  pictures  are  just  as 
fine  as  ever;  and  I  shook  hands  with  broad-backed  Jerry 
Hawthorn  and  Corinthian  Tom  with  delight,  after  many  years' 
absence.  But  the  style  of  the  writing,  I  own,  was  not  pleasing 
to  me;  I  even  thought  it  a  little  vulgar — well!  well!  other 
writers  have  been  considered  vulgar — and  as  a  description  of  the 
sports  and  amusements  of  London  in  the  ancient  times,  more 
curious  than  amusing. 

But  the  pictures  I — oh!  the  pictures  are  noble  still!  First, 
there  is  Jerry  arriving  from  the  country,  in  a  green  coat  and 
leather  gaiters,  and  being  measured  for  a  fashionable  suit  at 
Corinthian  House,  by  Corinthian  Tom's  tailor.  Then  away  for 
the  career  of  pleasure  and  fashion.  The  park  !  delicious  excite- 
ment !  The  theatre !  the  saloon  ! !  the  green-room  ! ! !  Rapturous 
bliss — the  opera  itself!  and  then  perhaps  to  Temple  Bar.  There 
are  Jerry  and  Tom  and  Jerry.  A  turn  or  two  in  Bond  Street,  a 
stroll  through  Piccadilly,  a  looh  in  at  Tattersall's,  a  ramble 
through  Pall  Mall,  and  a  strut  on  the  Corinthian  path,  fully 
occupied  the  time  of  our  heroes  until  the  hour  for  dinner  ar- 
rived." 

How  nobly  those  inverted  commas,  those  italics,  those  capitals. 


12.  Maria  Edge  worth.— 1767-1849.     One  of  the  most  popular  writers  of  the 
early  part  of  this  century.     Her  stones  for  the  younp:,  as  Harriet  and  Lucy  and 

-     lie   ~  —  ■        •      ~       -  ■  -.--..  ^     ..       , 


Sf/san,  are  still  remembered.  Speakhig  of  the  latter  story,  Scott,  who 
prized  Miss  Edgeworth's  tales,  said,  "There's  nothing  for  it  but  just  to  put 
down  the  book  and  cry." 

13.  British  Museum. —The  great  national  storehouse  of  the  treasures  and 
curiosities  of  science,  art  and  literature.  In  the  library  alone  there  are  1,300,000 
printed  volumes.  It  is  situated  in  Great  Russell  St.,  London,  and  is  open  to  the 
public  under  the  most  liberal  rules. 


rou:n^dabout  papers.  21 

bring  out  the  writer's  wit  and  relieve  the  eye !  They  are  as  good 
as  jokes,  though  you  mayn't  quite  perceive  the  point.  Mark  the 
varieties  of  lounge  in  which  the  young  men  indulge— now  a  s^/'oZZ, 
then  a  hole  in^  then  a  ramble^  and  presently  a  strut.  When 
George,  Prince  of  Wales,  was  twenty,  I  have  read  in  an  old 
Magazine,  "  the  Prince's  lounge"  was  a  jDeculiar  manner  of  walk- 
ing which  the  young  bucks  imitated.  At  Windsor  George  III.'* 
had  a  cat's  path — a  sly  early  walk  which  the  good  old  king  took 
in  the  gray  morning  before  his  household  was  astir.  What  was 
the  Corinthian  path  here  recorded?     Does  any  antiquary  know? 

So  the  game  of  life  proceeds,  until  Jerry  Hawthorn,  the  rustic, 
is  forced  to  go  home,  and  the  last  picture  represents  him  getting 
into  the  coach  at  the  **  White  Horse  Cellar,"  he  being  one  of  six 
inside ;  whilst  his  friends  shake  him  by  the  hand ;  whilst  the 
sailor  mounts  on  the  roof;  whilst  the  Jews  hang  round  with 
oranges,  knives,  and  sealing-wax:  whilst  the  guard  is  closing 
the  door.  Where  are  they  now,  those  sealing-wax  vendors? 
where  are  the  guards  ?  where  are  the  jolly  teams  ?  where  are  the 
coaches  ?  and  where  the  youth  that  climbed  inside  and  out  of 
them  ;  that  heard  the  merry  horn  which  sounds  no  more ;  that 
saw  the  sun  rise  over  Stonehenge ;  that  rubbed  away  the  bitter 
tears  at  night  after  parting  as  the  coach  sped  on  the  journey  to 
school  and  Loudon  ;  that  looked  out  with  beating  heart  as  the 
milestones  flew  by,  for  the  welcome  corner  where  began  home 
and  holidays  ? 

It  is  night  now  :  and  here  is  home.  Gathered  under  the  quiet 
roof  elders  and  children  lie  alike  at  rest.  In  the  midst  of  a  great 
peace  and  calm,  the  stars  look  out  from  the  heavens.  The  silence 
is  peopled  with  the  past;  sorrowful  remorses  for  sins  and  short- 
comings— memories  of  passionate  joys  and  griefs  rise  out  of  their 
graves,  both  now  alike  calm  and  sad.  Eyes,  as  I  shut  mine,  look 
at  me,  that  have  long  ceased  to  shine.  The  town  and  the  fair 
landscape  sleep  under  the  starlight,  wreathed  in  the  autumn 
mists.  Twinkling  among  the  houses  a  light  keej)s  watch  here 
and  there,  in  what  may  be  a  sick  chamber  or  two.  The  clock 
tolls  sweetly  in  the  silent  air.     Here  is  night  and  rest.     An  awful 

14.  George  HI.— Kins;:  of  England  for  sixty  years,  from  1760  to  1820. 


22  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 

sense  of  thanks  makes  the  heart  swell,  and  the  head  bow,  as  I 
pass  to  my  room  through  the  sleeping  house,  and  feel  as  though 
a  hushed  blessing  were  upon  it. 


Nil     Nisi     Bonum. 
{Nothing  Unless  Good.) 

Almost  the  last  words  which  Sir  Walter  Scott  spoke  to  Lock- 
hart,^  his  biographer,  were,  "  Be  a  good  man,  my  dear !  "  and 
with  the  last  flicker  of  breath  on  his  dying  lips,  he  sighed  a  fare- 
well to  his  family,  and  passed  away  ])lessing  them. 

Two  men,-  famous,  admired,  beloved,  have  just  left  us,  the 
Goldsmith  and  the  Gibbon  of  our  time.  Ere  a  few  weeks  are 
over,  many  a  critic's  pen  will  be  at  work,  reviewing  their  lives, 
and  passing  judgment  on  their  works.  This  is  no  review,  or  his- 
tory, or  criticism  :  only  a  word  in  testimony  of  respect  and 
regard  from  a  man  of  letters,  who  ow^es  to  his  own  professional 
labor  tlie  honor  of  becoming  acquainted  with  these  two  eminent 
literary  men.  One  was  the  first  ambassador^  whom  the  New 
World  of  Letters  sent  to  the  Old.  He  was  born  almost  with  the 
republic;  the  pater  patri(B\\Vid  laid  his  hand'*  on  the  child's  head. 
He  bore  Washington's  name :  he  came  amongst  us  bringing  the 
kindest  sympathy,  the  most  artless,  smiling  good-will.  His  new 
country  could  send  us,  as  he  showed  in  his  own  person,  a  gentle- 
man who,  though  himself  born  in  no  very  high  sphere,  was  most 
finished,  polished,  easy,  witty,  quiet;  and,  socially,  the  equal  of 
the  most  refined  Europeans.     If  Irving's  welcome  in  England 


1.  Irockhart.  —  John  Gibson  Lockhart  (1784-1854),  the  son-in-law  of  Sir  Wal- 
ter Scott  and  author  of  four  novels  and  several  biographies.  His  fame  rests 
upon  his  Life  of  Sir  Walter  Scott. 

2.  Two  Men,  etc.— Washinjrton  Irving,  "the  Goldsmith  of  America,"  died 
November  28,  1859 ;  Lord  Macaulay,  the  distinguished  essayist  and  historian, 
died  Decembei-  28,  1859. 

3.  First  Ambassador.— Irving  went  abroad,  at  the  close  of  the  war  of  1812, 
and  remained  for  seventeen  years.  His  Sketch  Book.,  which  gave  him  a  national 
fame,  was  published  in  1819. 

4.  Laid  his  Hand.— A  well-known  incident  in  the  childhood  of  Irving. 


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was  a  kind  one,  was  it  not  also  gratefully  remembered  i  If  he 
ate  our  salt,  did  he  not  pay  us  with  a  thankful  heart  ?  Who  can 
calculate  the  amount  of  friendliness  and  good  feeling  for  cur 
country  which  this  writer's  generous  and  untiring  regard  for  us 
disseminated  in  his  own  ?  His  books  are  read  by  millions  ^  of 
his  countrymen,  whom  he  has  taught  to  love  England,  and  why 
to  love  her.  It  would  have  been  easy  to  speak  otherwise  than 
he  did :  to  inflame  national  rancors,  which,  at  the  time  when 
he  first  becanie  known  as  a  public  writer,  war  had  just  re- 
newed :  to  cry  down  the  old  civilization  at  the  expense  of  the 
new :  to  point  out  our  faults,  arrogance,  shortcomings,  and  give 
the  republic  to  infer  how  much  she  was  the  parent  state's  supe- 
rior. There  are  writers  enough  in  the  United  States,  honest  and 
otherwise,  who  preach  that  kind  of  doctrine.  But  the  good  Ir- 
ving, the  peaceful,  the  friendly,  had  no  place  for  bitterness  in 
his  heart,  and  no  scheme  but  kindness.  Received  in  England 
with  extraordinary  tenderness  and  friendship  (Scott,  Southey, 
Byron,  a  hundred  others  have  borne  witness  to  their  liking  for 
him),  he  was  a  messenger  of  good-will  and  peace  between  his 
country  and  ours.  "  See,  friends !  "  he  seems  to  say,  "  these  English 
are  not  so  wicked,  rapacious,  callous,  proud,  as  you  have  been 
taught  to  believe  them.  I  went  amongst  them  a  humble  man ; 
won  my  way  by  my  pen ;  and,  when  known,  found  every  hand 
held  out  to  me  with  kindliness  and  welcome.  Scott  is  a  great 
man,  you  acknowledge.  Did  not  Scott's  King  of  England  give  a 
gold  medal  to  him,  and  another  to  me,  your  countryman,  and  a 
stranger  ? " 

Tradition  in  the  United  States  still  fondly  retains  the  history 
of  the  feasts  and  rejoicings  which  awaited  Irving  on  his  return 
to  his  native  country  from  Europe.  He  had  a  national  welcome ; 
be  stammered  in  his  speeches,  hid  himself  in  confusion,  and  the 
people  loved  him  all  the  better.  He  had  worthily  represented 
America  in  Europe.  In  that  young  community  a  man  who 
brings  home  with  him  abundant  European  testimonials  is  still 

5.  Read  by  Millions.— Irving's  writings  enjoyed  a  remarkable  pale  during 
his  lifetime.  "Since  the  expiration  of  the  copyright,  various  editions  cheaply 
printed  for  popular  use  have  had  a  large  sale. 


84  ROUNDABOUT     PAPERS. 

treated  with  respect  (I  have  found  American  writers,  of  wide- 
world  reputation,  strangely  solicitous  about  the  opinions  of 
quite  obscure  British  critics,  and  elated  or  depressed  by  their 
judgments) ;  and  Irving  went  home  medaled  by  the  King, 
diplomatized  by  the  University,  crowned  and  honored  and 
admired.  He  had  not  in  any  way  intrigued  for  his  honors,  he 
had  fairly  won  them;  and,  in  Irving's  instance,  as  in  others,  the 
old  country  was  glad  and  eager  to  pay  them. 

In  America  the  love  and  regard  for  Irving  was  a  national  senti- 
ment. Party  wars  are  perpetually  raging  there,  and  are  carried 
on  by  the  press  with  a  rancor  and  fierceness  against  individuals 
which  exceed  British,  almost  Irish,  virulence.  It  seemed  to  me, 
during  a  year's  travel  '^  in  the  country,  as  if  no  one  ever  aimed  a 
blow  at  Irving.  All  men  held  their  hand  from  that  harmless, 
friendly  peacemaker.  I  had  the  good  fortune  to  see  him  at  New 
York,  Philadelphia,  Baltimore,  and  Washington,*  and  remarked 
how  in  every  place  he  was  honored  and  welcome.  Every  large 
city  has  its  "  Irving  House."  The  country  takes  pride  in  the 
fame  of  its  men  of  letters.  The  gate  of  his  own  charming  little 
domain  ^  on  the  beautiful  Hudson  River  was  forever  swinging 
before  visitors  who  came  to  him.  He  shut  out  no  one.t  I  had 
seen  many  pictures  of  his  house,  and  read  descrij^tions  of  it, 
in  both  of  which  it  was  treated  with  a  not  unusual  American 


6.  Year's  Travel.— Thackeray  gave  his  lectures  on  the  "Four  Georges"  and 
the  "English  Humorists"  in  this  country.  Mr.  Fields  has  given  a  charming 
account  of  Thackeray's  visit  in  his  Yesterday  with  Authors. 

7.  Little  Domain.— After  Irving's  return  from  his  long  residence  abroad, 
he  bought  the  small  stone  cottage,  the  home  of  the  Van  Tassels,  the  "  Roost" 
of  the  unfortunate  Wolfert.  This  historic  place  became  famous  as  "  Sunnyside," 
the  home  of  Irving's  declining  years.  It  is  in  the  village  of  Tarrytown  on  the 
Hudson,  some  twenty-five  miles  from  New  York. 

*  At  Washington.  Mr.  Irving  came  to  a  lecture  given  by  the  writer,  which  Mr. 
Filmore  and  General  Pierce,  the  President  and  President  Elect,  were  also  kind 
enough  to  attend  together.  "  Two  Kings  of  Bi-entford  smelling  at  one  rose," 
says  Irving,  looking  up  with  his  good-humored  smile. 

t  Mr.  Irving  described  to  me  with  that  humor  and  good-humor  which  he 
always  kept,  how,  amongst  other  visitors,  a  member  of  the  British  press  who  had 
carried  his  distinguished  pen  to  America  (where  he  employed  it  in  vilifying  his 
own  country)  came  to  Sunnyside,  introduced  himself  to  Irving,  partook  of  his 
wine  and  luncheon,  and  in  two  days  described  Mr.  Irving,  his  house,  his 
nieces,  his  meal,  and  his  manner  of  dozing  afterwards,  in  a  New  York  paper. 
On  another  occasion,  Irving  said,  laughing,  "  Two  persons  came  to  me,  and  one 
held  me  in  conversation  whilst  the  other  miscreant  took  my  portrait !" 


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It  was  but  a  pretty  little  cabin  of  a  place ;  the 
gentleman  of  the  press  who  took  notes  of  the  place,  whilst  his 
kind  old  host  was  sleeping,  might  have  visited  the  whole  house 
in  a  couple  of  minutes. 

And  how  came  it  that  this  house  was  so  small,  when  Mr. 
living's  books  were  sold  by  hundreds  of  thousands,  nay,  millions, 
when  his  pro  tits  were  known  to  be  large,  and  the  habits  of  life  of 
the  good  old  bachelor  were  notoriously  modest  and  simple  ? 
He  had  loved  once^  in  his  life.  The  lady  he  loved  died ;  and  he, 
whom  all  the  world  loved,  never  sought  to  replace  her.  I  can't 
say  how  much  the  thought  of  that  fidelity  has  touched  me. 
Does  not  the  very  cheerfulness  of  his  after  life  add  to  the  pathos 
of  that  untold  story?  To  grieve  always  was  not  in  his  nature; 
or,  when  he  had  his  sorrow,  to  bring  all  the  world  in  to  condole 
with  him  and  bemoan  it.  Deej)  and  quiet  he  lays  the  love  of  his 
heart,  and  buries  it ;  and  grass  and  flowers  grow  over  the  scarred 
ground  in  due  time. 

Irving  had  such  a  small  house  and  such  narrow  rooms,  because 
there  was  a  great  number  of  people  to  occupy  them.  He  could 
only  afford  to  keep  one  old  horse  (which,  lazy  and  aged  as  it  was, 
managed  once  or  twice  to  run  away  with  that  careless  old  horse- 
man). He  could  only  afford  to  give  plain  sherry  to  that  amiable 
British  paragraph-monger  from  New  York,  who  saw  the  patriarch 
asleep  over  his  modest,  blameless  cup,  and  fetched  the  public  into 
his  private  chamljer  to  look  at  him.  Irving  could  only  live  very 
modestly,  because  the  wifeless,  childless  man  had  a  number  of 
children  to  whom  he  was  as  a  father.  He  had  as  many  as  nine 
nieces,  I  am  told — I  saw  two  of  these  ladies  at  his  house — with 
all  of  whom  the  dear  old  man  had  shared  the  produce  of  his 
labor  and  genius. 

"  Be  a  good  man,  my  dear  I ''  One  can't  but  think  of  these  last 
words  of  the  veteran  Chief  of  Letters,  who  had  tasted  and  tested 
the    value    of  worldly   success,  admiration,   jDrosperity.      Was 


8.  Had  loved  onee, — lu  his  youth,  Irving  was  betrothed  to  Matilda  HolT- 
man.  who  died  iu  her  eighteenth  year.  He  remained  faithful  to  her  memory, 
and  lier  Bible,  kept  for  so  many  years,  was  on  a  table  at  his  bedside  when  lie 
died. 


26  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 

Irving  not  good,  and,  ol'  his  works,  was  not  his  liiie  the  best  part? 
In  his  family,  gentle,  generous,  good-humored,  aflfectionate,  self- 
denying:  in  society,  a  delightful  example  of  complete  gentle- 
manhood  ;  quite  unspoiled  by  prosperity ;  never  obsequious  to 
the  great  (or,  worse  still,  to  the  base  and  mean,  as  some  public 
men  are  forced  to  be  in  his  and  other  countries) ;  eager  to 
acknowledge  every  contemporary's  merit;  always  kind  and 
affable  to  the  young  members  of  his  calling ;  in  his  professional 
bargains  and  mercantile  dealings  delicately  honest  and  grateful ; 
one  of  the  most  charming  masters  of  our  lighter  language  :  the 
constant  friend  to  us  and  our  nation ;  to  men  of  letters  doubly 
dear,  not  for  his  wit  and  genius  merely,  but  as  an  examplar  of 
goodness,  probity  and  pure  life:— I  don't  know  what  sort  of  tes- 
timonial will  be  raised  to  him  in  his  own  country,  where  gen- 
erous and  enthusiastic  ackuowledgment  of  American  merit  is 
never  wanting:  but  Irving  was  in  our  service  as  well  as  theirs; 
and  as  they  have  placed  a  stone  at  Greenwich  yonder  in  memory 
of  that  gallant  young  Bellot,  who  shared  the  perils  and  fate  of 
some  of  our  Arctic  seamen,  I  would  like  to  hear  of  some  memo- 
rial raised  by  English  writers  and  friends  of  letters  in  affectionate 
remembrance  of  the  dear  and  good  Washington  Irving. 

As  for  the  other  writer,  whose  departure  many  friends,  some 
few  most  dearly-loved  relatives,  and  multitudes  of  admiring 
readers  deplore,  our  republic  has  already  decreed  his  statue,  and 
he  must  have  known  that  he  had  earned  this  posthumous  honor. 
He  is  not  a  poet  and  a  man  of  letters  merely,  but  citizen,  states- 
man, a  great  British  worthy.  Almost  from  the  first  moment 
when  he  appears,  amongst  boys,  amongst  college  students, 
amongst  men,  he  is  marked,  and  takes  rank  as  a  great  English- 
man. All  sorts  of  successes  are  easy  to  him  :  as  a  lad  ^  he  goes 
down  into  the  arena  with  others,  and  wins  all  the  prizes  to  which 
he  has  a  mind.  A  place  in  the  senate  is  straightway  offered  to 
the  young  man.     He  takes  his  seat  there;  he  speaks,  when  so 

9  Asa  L,ad.— Wonderfnl  stories  are  told  of  Macanlay's  precocity.  While  a 
child  he  wrote  a  universal  history  and  several  historical  poems  of  great  lengrth. 
Before  twenty-five,  he  had  written  his  masterly  essay  on  Milton,  and  at  thirty 
was  a  member  of  Parliament.  In  1834,  Macaulay  went  to  India  as  a  member  of 
the  Supreme  Council,  an  honorable  and  lucrative  position. 


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minded,  without  party  auger  or  intrigue,  but  not  without  party 
faith  and  a  sort  of  heroic  enthusiasm  for  his  cause.  Still  he  is 
poet  and  philosoj^her  even  more  than  orator.  That  he  may 
have  leisure  and  means  to  pursue  his  darling  studies,  he  absents 
himself  for  a  while,  and  accepts  a  richly-remunerative  post  in  the 
East.  As  learned  a  man  may  live  in  a  cottage  or  a  college-com- 
mon-room ;  but  it  always  seemed  to  me  that  ami^le  n^eans  and 
recognized  rank  were  Macaulay's  as  of  right.  Years  ago  there 
was  a  wretched  outcry  raised  because  Mr.  Macaulay  dated  a  let- 
ter from  Windsor  Castle,  where  he  was  staying.  Immortal  gods! 
Was  this  man  not  a  fit  guest  for  any  palace  in  the  world  ?  or  a 
fit  companion  for  any  man  or  woman  in  it  ?  I  dare  say,  after 
Austerlitz,^"  the  old  K.  K.  court  officials  and  footmen  sneered  at 
Napoleon  for  dating  from  Schonbrunn.  But  that  miserable 
"  Windsor  Castle  "  outcry  is  an  echo  out  of  fast- retreating  old- 
world  remembrances.  The  place  of  such  a  natural  chief  was 
amongst  the  first  of  the  land;  and  that  country  is  best,  according 
to  our  British  noti(m  at  least,  where  the  man  of  eminence  has  the 
best  chance  of  investing  his  genius  and  intellect. 

If  a  company  of  giants  were  got  together,  very  likely  one  or 
two  of  the  mere  six-feet-six  people  might  be  angry  at  the  incon- 
testable superiority  of  the  very  tallest  of  the  party ;  and  so  I 
have  heard  some  London  wits,  rather  jDeevish  at  Macaulay's 
superiority,  complain  that  be  occui^ied  too  much  of  the  talk,  and 
so  forth.  Now  that  that  wonderful  tongue  is  to  speak  no  more, 
will  not  many  a  man  grieve  that  he  no  longer  has  the  chance  to 
listen  ?  To  remember  the  talk  is  to  wonder :  to  think  not  only 
of  the  treasures  he  had  in  his  memory,  but  of  the  trifles  he  had 
stored  there,  and  could  j)roduce  with  equal  readiness.  Almojit 
on  the  last  day  I  had  the  fortune  to  see  him,  a  conversation  liap- 
jjened  suddenly  to  spring  up  about  senior  wranglers,  and  what 
they  had  done  in  after  life.  To  the  almost  terror  of  the  persons 
present,  Macaulay  began  with  the  senior  wrangler  of  1801-2-3-4, 
and  so  on,  giving  the  name  of  each,  and  relating  his  subsequent 

10.  Austerlitz.— Celebrated  as  the  place  where  Napoleon  I.,  in  December, 
1805,  defeated  the  combined  forces  of  Austria  and  Russia.  Schonbruiin,  a 
royal  palace  in  the  outskirts  of  Vienna,  the  summer  residence  of  the  imperial 
family. 


28  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 

career  and  rise.  Every  man  who  has  known  him  has  his  story 
regarding  that  astonishing  memory."  It  may  be  that  he  was  not 
ill-pleased  that  you  should  recognize  it ;  but  to  those  prodigious 
intellectual  feats,  which  were  so  easy  to  him,  who  would  grudge 
his  tribute  to  homage  ?  His  talk  was,  in  a  word,  admirable,  and 
we  admired  it. 

Of  the  notices  which  have  appeared  regarding  Lord  Macaulay, 
up  to  the  day  when  the  present  lines  are  written,  the  reader 
should  not  deny  himself  the  pleasure  of  looking  especially  at 
two.  It  is  a  good  sign  of  the  times  when  such  articles  as  these 
(I  mean  the  articles  in  The  Times  and  Saturday  Heview)  appear  in 
our  public  prints  about  our  public  men.  They  educate  us,  as  it 
were,  to  admire  rightly.  An  uninstructed  person  in  a  museum 
or  at  a  concert  may  pass  by  without  recognizing  a  picture  or  a 
passage  of  music,  which  the  connoisseur  by  his  side  may  show 
him  is  a  masterpiece  of  harmony,  or  a  wonder  of  artistic  skill. 
After  reading  these  papers  you  like  and  respect  more  the  person 
you  have  admired  so  much  already.  And  so  with  regard  to 
Macaulay's  style  there  may  be  faults  of  course — what  critic  can't 
point  them  out  ?  But  for  the  nonce  we  are  not  talking  about 
faults :  we  want  to  say  Jiil  nisi  honum.  Well — take  at  hazard 
any  three  pages  of  the  "  Essays"  or  "History;" — and,  glimmering 
below  the  narrative,  as  it  were,  you,  an  average  reader,  see  one, 
two,  three,  a  half-score  of  allusions  to  other  historic  facts,  char- 
acters, literature,  poetry,  with  vrhich  you  are  acquainted.  Why 
is  this  epithet  used?  Whence  is  that  simile  drawn ?  How  does 
he  manage,  in  two  or  three  words,  to  paint  an  individual  or  to 
indicate  a  landscape?  Your  neighbor,  who  lias  7iis  reading, 
and  his  little  stock  of  literature  stowed  away  in  his  mind,  shall 
detect  more  points,  allusions,  happy  touches,  indicating  not  only 
the  25rodigious  memory  and  vast  learning  of  this  master,  but  the 
wonderful  industry,  the  honest,  humble  j^revious  toil  of  this 
great  scholar.  He  reads  twenty  books  to  write  a  sentence;  he 
travels  a  hundred  miles  to  make  a  line  of  description. 

11.  Astonisliiiisj  Memory.— Macaulay  had  a  most  remarkable  memory,  of 
which  he  was  very  proud.  For  other  details  see  Trevelyan's  Life  of  Macaulay^ 
vol.  ii.,  chap.  xi. 


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Many  Londoners  —  not  all  — have  seen  the  British  Museum 
Library.  I  speak  a  cceur  omert,  and  pray  the  kindly  reader  to 
bear  with  nie.  I  have  seen  all  sorts  of  domes  of  Peters  '^  and 
Pauls,  Sophia,  Pantheon,— what  not?-- and  have  been  struck  by 
none  of  them  so  much  as  by  that  catholic  dome  in  Bloomsbury, 
under  which  our  million  volumes  are  housed.  What  peace,  what 
love,  what  truth,  what  beauty,  what  happiness  for  all,  what  gen- 
erous kindness  for  you  and  me,  are  here  spread  out !  It  seems  to 
me  one  cannot  sit  down  in  that  place,  without  a  heart  full  of 
grateful  reverence.  I  own  to  have  said  my  grace  at  the  table, 
und  to  have  thanked  heaven  for  this  my  English  birthright, 
freely  to  partake  of  these  bountiful  books,  and  to  speak  the 
truth  I  find  there.  Under  the  dome  which  held  Macaulay's 
brain,  and  from  which  his  solemn  eyes  looked  out  on  the  w  orld 
]jut  a  fortnight  since,  what  a  vast,  brilliant,  and  wonderful  store 
of  learning  was  ranged !  what  strange  lore  would  he  not  fetch 
for  you  at  your  bidding !  A  volume  of  law  or  history,  a  book  of 
poetry  familiar  or  forgotten  (except  by  himself  who  forgot  noth- 
ing), a  novel  ever  so  old,  and  he  had  it  at  hand.  I  spoke  to  him 
once  about  "  Clarissa."  '^  "Not  read  '  Clarissa  ! '  "  he  cried  out. 
"  If  you  have  once  thoroughly  entered  on  '  Clarissa '  and  are 
infected  by  it,  you  can't  leave  it.  When  I  was  in  India  I  passed 
one  hot  season  at  the  hills,  and  there  were  the  Governor-General, 
and  the  Secretary  of  Government,  and  the  Commander-in-Chief, 
and  their  wives.  I  had  '  Clarissa  '  with  me ;  and,  as  soon  as  they 
began  to  read,  the  whole  station  was  in  a  passion  of  excitement 
about  Miss  Harlowe  and  her  misfortunes,  and  her  scoundrelly 
Lovelace !  The  Governor's  vrife  seized  the  book,  and  the  Secre- 
tary waited  for  it,  and  the  Chief  Justice  could  not  read  it  for 
tears  1 "     He  acted  the  whole  scene :  he  paced  up  and  down  the 

12.  Domes  of  Peter's,  etc.— The  dome  of  St.  Pttor'!*  church  in  Eome  is 
195J  feet  in  diameter,  50  feet  wider  and  64  feet  higher  than  that  of  St.  Paul's 
in  London.  Sophia,  church  and  mosque  of  Constantinople,  with  a  dome  175 
feet  high.  Pantheon,  a  Greek  or  Roman  temple  dedicated  to  all  the  gods. 
The  Pantheon  at  Paris,  celebrated  for  its  fine  dome,  was  built  during  the  reign 
of  Louis  XIV. 

13.  Clarissa.—  Clariftsa  Harlwve  was  written  by  Samuel  Richardson  (1680-1761). 
It  is  considered  his  best  novel.  Richardson's  novels  are  of  extraordinary 
length,  and  are  rarely  read  at  the  present  day.  "Clarissa"  was  Macaulay's 
favorite  romance.    See  Trevelyan,  vol.  1,  chap.  xvi. 


30  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 

"  Athenaeum "  library  :  I  dare  say  lie  could  liave  spoken  pages 
of  the  book — of  that  book,  and  of  what  countless  piles  of  others! 

In  this  little  paper  let  us  keep  to  the  text  of  nil  nisi  lonuni. 
One  paper  I  have  read  regarding  Lord  Macaulay  says  ''he  had 
no  heart "  Why,  a  man's  books  may  not  ahvays  speak  the 
truth,  but  they  speak  his  mind  in  spite  of  himself:  and  it  seems 
to  me  this  man's  heart  is  beating  through  every  page  he  penned. 
He  is  always  in  a  storm  of  revolt  and  indignation  against  wrong 
craft,  tyranny.  How  he  cheers  heroic  resistance  ;  how  he  backs 
and  applauds  freedom  struggling  for  its  own;  how  he  hates 
scoundrels,  ever  so  victorious  and  successful ;  how  he  recognizes 
genius,  though  selfish  villains  possess  it!  The  critic  who  says 
Macaulay  had  no  heart,  might  say  that  Johnson  had  none :  and 
two  men  more  generous,  and  more  loving,  and  more  hating,  and 
more  partial,  and  more  noble,  do  not  live  in  cur  history.  Those 
who  knew  Lord  Macaulay  knew  how  admirably  tender  and  gen- 
erous and  atfecti(mate  he  was.  It  was  not  his  business  to  bring 
his  family  before  the  theatre  footlights,  and  call  for  bouquets 
from  the  gallery  as  he  wept  over  them. 

If  any  young  man  of  letters  reads  this  little  sermon — and  to 
him,  indeed,  it  is  addressed — I  would  say  to  him,  "  Bear  Scott's 
words  in  your  mind,  and  '•'be  good,  my  dear.'''''  Here  are  two 
literary  men  gone  to  their  account,  and  Inus  Deo,  as  far  as  we 
know,  it  is  fair  and  open  and  clean.  Here  is  no  need  of  apologies 
for  shortcomings,  or  explanations  of  vices  which  would  have 
been  virtuous  but  for  unavoidable,  etc.  Here  are  two  examples 
of  men  most  differently  gifted:  each  pursuing  his  calling;  each 
speaking  his  truth  as  God  bade  him;  each  honest  in  his  life ; 
just  and  irreproachable  in  his  dealings;  dear  to  his  friends; 
honored  by  his  country  ;  beloved  at  his  fireside.  It  has  been  the 
fortunate  lot  of  both  to  give  incalculable  haj)piness  and  delight 
to  the  world,  which  thanks  them  in  return  with  an  immense 
kindliness,  respect,  affection.  It  may  not  be  our  chance,  brother 
scribe,  to  be  endowed  with  such  merit,  or  rewarded  with  such 
fame.  But  the  rewards  of  these  men  are  rewards  paid  to  our 
service.  We  may  not  win  the  baton  or  epaulettes  ;  but  God  give 
us  strength  to  guard  the  honor  of  the  flao- ! 


ROUKDABOUT    PAPERS.  '         31 

De  Finibus. 

{Concetming  Conclusions.) 

When  Swift '  Mas  in  love  with  Stella,  and  despatching  her  a 
letter  from  London  thrice  a  month  by  the  Irish  packet,  you  may 
remember  how  he  would  begin  letter  No.  xxiii.,  we  will  say,  on 
the  very  day  when  xxii.  had  been  sent  away,  stealing  out  of  the 
coffee-house  or  the  assembly  so  as  to  be  able  to  prattle  with  his 
dear;  ''never  letting  go  her  kind  hand,  as  it  were,"  as  some 
commentator  or  other  has  said  in  speaking  of  the  Dean  and  his 
amour.  When  Dr.  Johnson,-^  walking  to  Dodsley's,  and  touch- 
ing the  posts  in  Pall  Mall  as  he  walked,  forgot  to  pat  the  head 
of  one  of  them,  he  went  back  and  imposed  his  hands  on  it, — im- 
pelled I  know  not  by  what  superstition.  I  have  this  I  hope  not 
dangerous  mania  too.  As  soon  as  a  piece  of  work  is  out  of  hand, 
and  before  going  to  sleep,  I  like  to  begin  another;  it  may  be  to 
write  only  half  a  dozen  lines;  but  that  is  something  towards 
Number  the  Next.  The  printer's  boy  has  not  yet  reached  Green 
Arbor  Court  ^  with  the  copy.  Those  people  who  were  alive  half 
an  hour  since,  Pendennis,^  Clive  Newcome,  and  (what  do  you 
call  him?  what  was  the  name  of  the  last  hero?  I  remember 
now  !)  Philip  Firmin,  have  hardly  drunk  their  glass  of  wine,  and 
the  mammas  have  only  this  minute  got  the  children's  cloaks  on, 
and  have  been  bowed  out  of  my  premises — and  here  I  come 
back  to  the  study  again.  How  lonely  it  looks  now  all  these 
people  are  gone !     My  dear  good  friends,  some  folks  are  utterly 


Nole,— The  followincr  sketch  has  reference  to  the  conclusion  of  The  Adven- 
tures of  Philip,  the  last  complete  work  of  Thackeray. 

1.  Swift— Stella,— Jonathan  Swift  (1667-1745),  a  racy  and  vigorous  writer, 
author  of  G)fllive?''s  Tmrels,  was  highly  esteemed  by  Addison,  Pope,  and  the 
great  literary  men  of  the  time.  His  cruel  rreatmcnt  of  two  brilliant  women, 
whom  he  has  immortalized  under  the  names  of  "Stella"  and  ''Vanessa,"  is  one 
of  the  saddest  episodes  in  literary  biography.  Swift  was  a  great  master  of 
English,  and  his  letters  to  "Stella"  are  models  of  good  English. 

2.  Dr.  JTotinsoii.  etc.— This  well-known  incident  in  the  life  of  Dr.  Johnson 
is  given  in  Boswell's  Life.  Dodsley's  was  the  name  of  a  bookseller  whose 
shop  was  a  literary  resort.  Pall  Mall.— .\  street  of  palaces  and  fashionable 
club  houses  in  London. 

3.  Green  Arbor  Court.— A  court  in  London,  frequent! v  referred  to  in 
English  literary  history,  especially  in  the  days  of  Goldsmith  and  Dr.  Johnson. 

4.  Peiidennis,  Clive,  etc.— Characters  in  Thackeray's  best-known  novels. 
Others  are  mentioned  in  the  succeeding  lines, 


32  ROUNDABOUT     PAPERS. 

tired  of  you,  and  say,  "  What  a  poverty  of  friends  the  man  has  ! 
He  is  always  asking  us  to  meet  those  Pendennises,  Newcomes, 
and  so  forth.  Why  does  he  not  introduce  us  to  some  new  char- 
acters? Why  is  he  not  thrilling  like  Twostars,  learned  and  pro- 
found like  Threestars,  exquisitely  humorous  and  human  like 
Fourstars  ?  Why,  finally,  is  he  not  somebody  else  ?  "  My  good 
people,  it  is  not  only  impossible  to  j)lease  you  all,  but  it  is  ab- 
surd to  try.  The  dish  which  one  man  devours,  another  dislikes. 
Is  the  dinner  of  to-day  not  to  your  taste  ?  Let  us  hope  to-mor- 
row's entertainment  will  be  more  agreeable.  *  *  j  resume  my 
original  subject.  What  an  odd,  pleasant,  humorous,  melancholy 
feeling  it  is  to  sit  in  the  study,  alone  and  quiet,  now  all  these 
people  are  gone  who  have  been  boarding  and  lodging  with  me 
for  twenty  months !  They  have  interrupted  my  rest :  they  have 
plagued  me  at  all  sorts  of  minutes:  they  have  thrust  themselves 
upon  me  when  I  was  ill,  or  wished  to  be  idle,  and  I  have  growled 
out  a  "Be  hanged  to  you,  can't  you  leave  me  alone  now?" 
Once  or  twice  they  have  prevented  my  going  out  to  dinner. 
Many  and  many  a  time  they  have  prevented  my  coming  home, 
because  I  knew  they  were  there  waiting  in  the  study,  and  a 
plague  take  them!  and  I  have  left  home  and  family,  and  gone  to 
dine  at  the  Club,  and  told  nobody  where  I  went.  They  have 
bored  me,  those  people.  They  have  plagued  me  at  all  sorts 
of  uncomfortable  hours.  They  have  made  such  a  disturbance  in 
my  mind  '"  and  house,  that  sometimes  I  have  hardly  known  what 
was  going  on  in  my  family,  and  scarcely  have  heard  what  my 
neighbor  said  to  me.  They  are  gone  at  last ;  and  you  would 
expect  me  to  be  at  ease?  Far  from  it.  I  should  almost  be 
glad  if  Woolcomb  w^ould  walk  in  and  talk  to  me:  or  Twysden 
reappear,  take  his  place  in  that  chair  opposite  me,  and  begin  one 
of  his  tremendous  stories. 

Madmen,  you  know,  see  visions,  hold  conversations  with,  even 
draw  the  likeness  of,  people  invisible  to  you  and  me.  Is  this 
making  of  people  out  of  fancy  madness?  and  are  novel-writers 


5.  Disturbance  in  my  Mind.-  Dickens  often  said  that  his  characters 
used  to  haunt  him  while  he  was  writing?  his  novels.  His  story  of  the  spell  which 
bis  Christmas  Carol  wove  round  him  during  its  composition  is  well  known. 


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at  all  entitled  to  straiglit-waistcoats  ?  I  often  forget  people's 
names  in  life ;  and  in  my  own  stories  contritely  own  that  I  make 
dreadful  blunders  regarding  them;  but  I  declare  with  respect  to 
the  personages  introduced  into  your  humble  servant's  fables,  I 
know  the  pepple  utterly — I  know  the  sound  of  their  voices.  A 
gentleman  came  in  to  see  me  the  other  day  who  was  so  like  the 
picture  of  Philip  Firmin  in  Mr.  Walker's  charming  drawings  in 
the  Cornhill  Magazine^  that  he  was  quite  a  curiosity  to  me.  The 
same  eyes,  beard,  shoulders,  just  as  you  have  seen  them  from 
month  to  month.  Well,  he  is  not  like  the  Philip  Firmin  in  my 
mind.  Asleep,  asleep  in  the  grave,  lies  the  bold,  the  generous, 
the  reckless,  the  tender-hearted  creature  whom  I  have  made  to 
pass  through  those  adventures  which  have  just  been  brought  to 
an  end.  It  is  years  since  I  heard  the  laughter  ringing,  or  saw 
the  bright  blue  eyes.  When  I  knew  him  both  were  3'oung.  I 
become  young  as  I  think  of  him.  And  this  morning  he  was  alive 
again  in  this  room,  ready  to  laugh,  to  fight,  or  to  weep.  As  I 
write,  do  you  know,  it  is  the  gray  of  the  evening;  the  house  is 
quiet;  everybody  is  out;  the  room  is  getting  a  little  dark,  and  I 
look  rather  wistfully  up  from  the  paper  wdth  perhaps  ever  so 

little  fancy  that  he  may  come  in. No?     No  movement. 

No  gray  shade,  growing  more  palpable,  out  of  which  at  last  look 
the  well-known  eyes.  No,  the  printer  came  and  took  him  away 
\\\{\\  the  last  page  of  the  i3roofs.  And  with  the  printer's  boy 
did  the  whole  cortege  of  ghosts  flit  away,  invisible  ?  Ha!  stay! 
what  is  this  ?  Angels  and  ministers  of  grace  !  The  door  opens, 
and  a  dark  form  enters,  bearing  a  black — a  black  suit  of  clothes. 
It  is  John,     He  says  it  is  time  to  dress  for  dinner. 

Every  man  who  has  had  his  German  tutor,  and  has  been 
coached  through  the  famous  "  Faust "  of  Goethe  "  (thou  wert 
my  instructor,  good  old  Weissenborn,  and  these  eyes  beheld  the 
great  master  himself  in  dear  little  Weimar  town  1)  has  read  those 

6.  Goethe.— (1749— 1832).  The  acknowled2;ed  prince  of  German  poets  and 
one  of  the  mostly  highly-gifted  men  of  the  eighteenth  century.  "Faust"  was 
his  masterpiece.  The  charming  verses  referred  to  are  in  the  Dedication,  and 
thus  begin  : 

Dim  forms,  ye  hover  near,  a  shadowy  train, 
As  erst  upon  my  troubled  sight  ye  stole. 


34  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 

charming  verses  -wliicli  are  prefixed  to  the  drama,  in  which  the 
poet  reverts  to  the  time  when  his  work  was  first  composed,  and 
recalls  the  friends  now  departed,  who  once  listened  to  his  song. 
The  dear  shadows  rise  up  around  him,  he  says;  he  lives  in  the 
past  again.  It  is  to-day  which  appears  vague  and  visionary. 
We  humbler  writers  cannot  create  Fausts  or  raise  up  monumental 
works  that  shall  endure  for  all  ages ;  but  our  books  are  diaries, 
in  which  our  own  feelings  must  of  necessity  be  set  down.  As  we 
look  to  the  page  written  last  month,  or  ten  years  ago,  we  remem- 
ber the  day  and  its  events  ;  the  child  ill,  mayhap,  in  the  adjoin- 
ing room,  and  the  doubts  and  fears  which  racked  the  brain  as  it 
still  pursued  its  work ;  the  dear  old  friend  who  read  the  com- 
mencement of  the  tale,  and  whose  gentle  hand  shall  be  laid  in 
ours  no  more.  I  own  for  my  part  that,  in  reading  2)ages  which 
this  hand  penned  formerly,  I  often  lose  sight  of  the  text  under 
my  eyes.  It  is  not  the  words  I  see ;  but  that  past  day  ;  that  by- 
gone page  of  life's  history  ;  that  tragedy,  comedy  it  may  be, 
which  our  little  home  company  was  enacting;  that  merry-making 
which  we  shared;  that  funeral  which  we  followed;  that  bitter, 
bitter  grief  which  we  buried. 

Another  Finis  written.  Another  mile-stone  passed  on  this 
journey  from  birth  to  the  next  world  !  Sure  it  is  a  subject  for 
solemn  cogitation.  Shall  we  continue  this  stoi-y- telling  business, 
and  be  voluble  to  the  end  of  our  age  ?  Will  it  not  be  presently 
time,  O  prattler,  to  hold  your  tongue,  and  let  younger  people 
speak  ?  I  have  a  friend,  a  painter,  who,  like  other  persons  who 
shall  be  nameless,  is  growing  old.  He  has  never  painted  with 
such  laborious  finish  as  his  works  now  show.  This  master  is  still 
the  most  humble  and  diligent  of  scholars.  Of  Art,  his  mistress, 
he  is  a.w^ays  an  eager,  reverent  pupil.  In  his  calling,  in  yours, 
in  mine,  industry  and  humility  will  help  and  comfort  us.  A 
word  with  you.  In  a  pretty  large  experience  I  have  not  found 
the  men  who  write  books  superior  in  wit  or  learning  to  those 
who  don't  write  at  all.  In  regard  of  mere  information,  non- 
writers  must  often  be  superior  to  writers.  You  don't  expect  a 
lawyer  in  full  practice  to  be  conversant  with  all  kinds  of  litera- 
ture ;  he  is  too  busy  with  his  law  ;  and  so  a  writer  is  commonly 


EOUxnAHorr   paim-us.  35 

too  busy  with  his  own  books  to  bo  able  to  bestow  attention  on 
tlie  works  of  otlier  jieople.  After  a  day's  work  I  march  to  the 
Club,  proposing  to  improve  my  mind  and  keep  iijy8</it' "  posted 
up,''  as  the  ArDerioans  phrase  it,  with  the  literature  of  the  day. 
And  what  liappens?  Given,  a  walk  after  luncheon,  a  pleasing 
book,  and  a  most  comfortable  arm-chair  by  the  fire,  and  you 
know  the  rest.  A  (]oze  ensues.  Pleasing  book  drops  suddenly, 
is  picked  up  once  with  an  air  of  s^)me  confusion,  is  laid  presently 
softly  in  lap:  head  falls  on  comfortable  arm-chair  cushion:  eyes 
close:  soft  nasal  music  is  heard.  Am  I  telling  Club  secrets^ 
Of  afternoons,  after  lunch,  I  say,  scores  of  sensible  fogies  have  a 
doze.  Perhaps  I  have  fallen  asleep  over  that  very  book  to  which 
"Finis"  has  just  been  written.  "And  if  the  writer  sleeps,  what 
happens  to  the  rearlers ''. ''  says  Jones,  coming  down  upon  me 
with  his  lightning  wit.  What  ?  You  did  sleep  over  it  ?  And  a 
very  good  thing  too.  These  eyes  have  more  than  once  seen  a 
friend  dozing  over  pages  which  this  hand  has  written.  There  is 
a  vignette  somewhere  in  one  of  my  books  of  a  friend  so  caught 
napping  with  "  Pendennis,''  or  the  "Newcomes,"  in  his  lap;  and 
if  a  writer  can  give  you  a  sweet-soothing,  harmless  sleep,  has  he 
not  done  you  a  kindness  ?  So  is  the  author  who  excites  and 
interests  you  worthy  of  your  thanks  and  benedictions.  I  am 
troui)led  with  fever  and  ague,  that  seizes  me  at  odd  intervals  and 
prostrates  me  for  a  day.  In  one  or  two  of  these  fits  I  have  read 
novels  with  the  most  fearful  contentment  of  mind.  Once  on  the 
Mississippi,  it  was  my  dearly  beloved  "Jacob  Faithful,"'  once  at 
Frankfort  O.  M.,  the  delightful  "Vingt  Ans  Apres"  of  Monsieur 
Dumas:  once  at  Tunbridge  Wells,  the  thrilling  "Woman  in 
White:  "  and  these  books  gave  me  amusement  from  morning  till 
sunset.  I  remember  those  ague  fits  with  a  great  deal  of  pleasure 
and  gratitude.  Think  of  a  whole  day  in  bed.  and  a  good  novel 
for  a  companion.  Xo  cares :  no  remorse  about  idleness  :  no  visi- 
tors :  and  the  Woman  in  White  or  the  Chevalier  d'Artagnan  to 
tell  me  stories  from  dawn  to  night !     "  Please,  ma'am,  my  mas- 

7.  "Jacob  Faithfnl,"  etc.— One  of  Capt.  Marryatt's  popular  sea  novelB. 
"Vinsrt  An>:  \pres,"  '*  Twentv  Year?*  Afte.'-.'"  the.  title  of  one  of  Duma>-'  ro- 
mance^.  '•  Woman  in  White.""'  one  of  Wilkie  CoUins's  highly-»  roagbt  novela. 
Tunbridge  WelU,  a  faj^hionable  En»li.-ih  watering-plac«r. 


36  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 

ter's  compliments,  and  can  he  have. the  third  volume?  "®  (This 
message  was  sent  to  an  astonished  friend  and  neighbor  who  lent 
me,  volume  by  volume,  the  W.  in  W.)  How  do  you  like  your 
novels  ?  I  like  mine  strong,  "  hot  with,''  and  no  mistake :  nc 
love-making :  no  observations  about  society :  little  dialogue 
except  whe]-e  the  characters  are  bullying  each  other :  plenty  ol' 
lighting :  and  a  villain  in  the  cu^jboard,  who  is  to  suffer  tortures 
just  before  Finis.  I  don't  like  your  melancholy  Finis.  I  never 
read  the  history  of  a  consumptive  heroine  twice.  In  the  story  of 
Piiilip,  just  come  to  an  end,  I  have  the  permission  of  the  author 
to  state  that  he  was  going  to  drown  the  two  villains  of  the  piece 

— a  certain  Dr.  F and  a  certain  Mr.  T.  H on  board 

the  "  President "  ^  or  some  other  tragic  ship — but  you  see  I 
relented.  I  pictured  to  myself  Firmin's  ghastly  face,  amid  the 
crowd  of  shuddering  people  on  that  reeling  deck  ni  the  lonely 
ocean,  and  thought,  '•  Thou  ghastly  lying  wretch,  thou  shalt  not 
be  drowned ;  thou  shalt  have  a  fever  only ;  a  knowledge  of  thy 
danger;  and  a  chance — ever  so  small  a  chance — of  repentance." 
I  wonder  whether  he  did  repent  when  he  found  himself  in  the 
yellow-fever,  in  Virginia?  The  probability  is,  he  fancied  that 
his  son  had  injured  him  very  much,  and  forgave  him  on  his 
death-bed.  Do  you  imagine  there's  a  great  deal  of  genuine  right- 
down  remorse  in  the  world  ?  Don't  people  rather  find  excuses 
which  make  their  minds  easy ;  endeavor  to  prove  to  themselves 
that  they  have  been  lamentably  belied  and  misunderstood ;  and 
try  and  forgive  the  persecutors  who  toill  present  that  bill  when 
it  is  due;  and  not  bear  malice  against  the  cruel  ruffian  who  takes 
them  to  the  police-office  for  stealing  the  spoons  ? 

Alexandre  Dumas '"  describes  himself,  when  inventing  the 
plan  of  a  work,  as  lying  silent  on  his  back  for  two  whole  days  on 
the  deck  of  a  yacht  in  a  Mediterranean  port.  At  the  end  of  the 
two  days  he  arose  and  called  for  dinner.     In  those  two  days  he 

8.  Third  Volume.— English  publishers  commonlv  publish  novels  in  three 
volumes  at  a  price  which  would  be  considered  exorbitant  in  this  country. 

9.  '*  President."— The  steamer  "  President  "  sailed  March  11, 1841,  from  New 
York  for  Liverpool  with  many  passengers  on  board.  The  vessel  encountered  a 
terrific  storm  two  days  after  lea^'ing  port  and  was  never  seen  afterwards. 

10.  Alexander  Dumas.— 1803-1870.  A  celebrated  French  novelist,  author 
of  C'mmt  of  Monte  Cristo,  La  Reine  Margot,  etc. 


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had  built  his  plot.  He  had  moulded  a  mighty  clay,  to  be  cast 
presently  in  perennial  brass.  The  chapiters,  the  characters,  the 
incidents,  the  combinations  were  all  arranged  in  the  artist's 
brain  ere  he  set  a  pen  to  paper.  My  Pegasus  won't  fly,  so  as  to 
let  me  survey  the  iield  below  me.  He  has  no  wings,  he  is  blind 
of  one  eye  certainiy,  he  is  restive,  stubborn,  slow ;  crops  a  hedge 
when  he  ought  to  be  galloj^ing,  or  gallops  when  he  ought  to  be 
quiet.  He  never  will  show  ofi:'  when  I  want  him.  Sometimes, 
he  goes  at  a  pace  which  surprises  me.  Sometimes,  when  I 
most  wish  him  to  make  the  running,  the  brute  turns  restive, 
and  I  am  obliged  to  let  him  take  his  own  time.  I  wonder 
do  other  novel-writers  experience  this  fatalism  ?  They  mud  go  a 
certain  way,  in  spite  of  themselves.  I  have  been  surprised  at  the 
observations  made  by  some  of  my  characters.  It  seems  as  if  an 
occult  Power  was  moving  the  pen.  The  personage  does  or  says 
something,  and  I  ask,  how  did  he  come  to  think  of  that  ?  Every 
man  has  remarked  in  dreams,  the  vast  dramatic  power  which  is 
sometimes  evinced ;  I  won't  say  the  surprising  power,  for  noth- 
ing does  surprise  you  in  dreams.  But  those  strange  characters 
you  meet  make  instant  observations  of  which  you  never  can  have 
thought  previously.  In  like  manner,  the  imagination  foretells 
things.  We  spake  anon  of  the  inflated  style  of  some  writers. 
What  also  if  there  is  an  afflated  style — ,  when  a  writer  is  like  a 
Pythoness  on  her  oracle  tripod,  and  mighty  words,  words  which 
he  cannot  help,  come  blowing  and  bellowing  and  whistling  and 
moaning  through  the  speaking  pipes  of  his  bodily  organ.  I  have 
told  you  it  was  a  very  queer  shock  to  me  the  other  day  when, 
with  a  letter  of  introduction  in  his  hand,  the  artist's  (not  my) 
Philip  Firmin  walked  into  this  room,  and  sat  down  in  the  chair 
opposite.  In  the  novel  of  "  Pendennis,"  written  ten  years  ago, 
there  is  an  account  of  a  certain  Costigan,  whom  I  had  invented 
(as  I  suppose  authors  invent  their  personages  out  of  scrajDs,  heel- 
taps, odds  and  ends  of  characters).  I  was  smoking  in  a  tavern 
parlor  one  night — and  this  Costigan  came  into  the  room  alive — 
the  very  man : — the  most  remarkable  resemblance  of  the  printed 
sketches  of  the  man,  of  the  rude  drawings  in  which  I  had  de- 
picted him.     He  had  the  same  little  coat,  the  same  battered  hat, 


38  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 

cocked  on  one  eye,  the  same  twinkle  in  that  eye.  "  Sir,''  said  I, 
knowing  him  to  be  an  old  friend  whom  I  had  met  in  unknown 
regions,  "sir,"  I  said,  ''may  I  olfer  you  a  glass  of  brandy-and- 
water  ?  "  "  Bedad^  ye  may^'  says  he,  "  and  I'll  sing  ye  a  song  tu.''' 
Of  course  he  spoke  with  an  Irish  brogue.  Of  course  he  had 
been  in  the  army.  In  ten  minutes  he  j)ulled  out  an  Army  Agent's 
account,  whereon  his  name  was  written.  A  few  months  after  we 
read  of  him  in  a  jjolice  court.  How  had  I  come  to  know  him,  to 
divine  him  ?  Nothing  shall  convince  me  that  I  have  not  seen 
that  man  in  the  world  of  spirits.  In  the  world  of  spirits-and- 
water  I  know  I  did :  but  that  is  a  mere  quibble  of  words.  I 
was  not  surprised  when  he  spoke  in  an  Irish  brogue.  I  had  had 
cognizance  of  him  before  somehow.  Who  has  not  felt  that  little 
shock  which  arises  when  a  person,  a  place,  some  words  in  a  book 
present  themselves  to  you,  and  you  know  that  you  have  before 
met  the  same  person,  words,  scene,  and  so  forth  ? 

They  used  to  call  the  good  Sir  Walter  the  "  Wizard  of  the 
North."  What  if  some  writer  should  appear  who  can  write  so 
enclianUngly  that  he  shall  be  able  to  call  into  actual  life  the 
people  whom  he  invents?  What  if  Mignon,"  and  Margaret,  and 
Goetz  von  Berlichingen  '"  are  alive  now  (though  I  don't  say  they 
are  visible),  and  Dugald  Dalgetty '^  and  Ivanhoe  were  to  step  in 
at  that  open  window  by  the  little  garden  yonder?  Suppose 
Uncas^*  and  our  noble  old  Leather  Stocking  were  to  glide  silent 
in?      And  dearest  Amelia  Booth, ^^  on  Uncle  Toby's  arm;  and 

11.  Mijsiioii.— A  beautiful  Italian  jjirl  in  love  with  Wilhelm,  her  protector,  a 
character  in  Goethe's  Wilhelm  3Ieicfer'i>  Apprenticeship.  Marj^aret,  the  hero- 
ine of  Goethe's  Faust. 

12.  Goetz  von  Bevlicliiugen,  or  Gottfried  of  the  Iron  Hand,  a  warlike 
hero  of  the  sixteenth  century.  Goethe  had  made  him  the  title  and  subject  of 
an  historical  drama. 

13.  Dugald  Daljfetty.— One  of  Scott's  great  characters,  from  his  novel  of 
The  Legend  of  Montrose.  Ivanhoe,  the  hero  of  Scott's  novel  of  the  same 
name. 

14.  Uucas.—Deerfoot.  A  character  introduced  into  three  of  Cooper's  novels, 
viz..  The  Last  of  the  MoTncans,  The  Pathfinder  (md  The  Pioneer.  Leatlier 
Stocking,  nicliname  of  Natty  Bnmppo,  in  Cooper's  novel  of  The  Pioneer. 

15.  Amelia  Booth,— The  heroine  and  model  of  conjugal  affection  in  Field- 
ing's novel  of  Amelia.  Dr.  Johnson  called  her  the  most  pleasing  heroine  of  all 
the  romances.  Uncle  Tol>>%  a  quaint  character  from  Sterne's  Tn.^fram 
Shandy.  Tiltlebat  Titmouse,  a  linen  draper's  apprentice  who  had  come 
into  a  large  fortune,  a  character  in  Warren's  Ten  Thousand  a  Year. 


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Titlebat  Titmouse,  with  his  hair  dyed  green  ;  and  all  the  Crum- 
mies ""' company  of  comedians,  with  the  Gil  Bias  troop;  and  Sir 
Roger  de  Coverley;  and  the  greatest  of  all  crazy  gentlemen,  the 
Knight  of  La  Mancha,  with  his  blessed  squire  ?  I  say  to  you,  I 
look  rather  wistfully  towards  the  window,  musing  upon  these 
people.  Were  any  of  them  to  enter,  I  think  I  should  not  be  very 
much  frightened.  Dear  old  friends,  what  pleasant  hours  I  have 
had  with  them!  We  do  not  see  each  other  very  often,  but  when 
we  do  we  are  ever  happy  to  meet.  I  had  a  capital  half-hour 
-with  Jacob  Faithful  last  night ;  when  the  last  sheet  was  corrected, 
when  "  Finis  "  had  been  written,  and  the  ijrinter's  boy,  with  the 
copy,  was  safe  in  Green  Arbor  Court. 

So  you  are  gone,  little  printer's  boy,  with  the  last  scratches 
and  corrections  on  the  proof,  and  a  fine  flourish  by  way  of  Finis 
at  the  story's  end.  The  last  corrections  ?  I  say  those  last  cor- 
rections seem  never  to  be  finished.  A  plague  upon  the  Aveeds  ! 
Every  day,  when  I  walk  in  my  own  little  literary  garden-plot,  I 
spy  some,  and  should  like  to  have  a  spud,''  and  root  them  out. 
Those  idle  words,  neighbor,  are  past  remedy.  That  turning  back 
to  the  old  pages  produces  anything  but  elation  of  mind.  Would 
you  not  pay  a  pretty  fine  to  be  able  to  cancel  some  of  them  ? 
Oh,  the  sad  old  pages,  the  dull  old  pages!  Oh,  the  cares,  the 
ennui,  the  squabbles,  the  repetitions,  the  old  conversations  over 
and  over  again  !  But  now  and  again  a  kind  thought  is  recalled, 
and  now  and  again  a  dear  memory.  Yet  a  few  chapters  more, 
and  then  the  last :  after  which,  behold  Finis  itself  come  to  an 
end,  and  the  Infinite  begun. 

16.  Crummies  Codipaiiy.— An  itiKerant  theatrical  company  described  in 
Dickens's  Nichola  Nickleby.  Gil  Bias,  a  celebrated  Spanish  novel  by  Le  Sage. 
Sir  Roj^er  tie  Coverley,  the  grand  old  English  knight  who  figures  in  Ad^li- 
son's  Spectator.  K.i»ij?lit  of  L*a  Manclia,  Don  Quixote,  the  liero  of  Cervan- 
tes's  romance  of  the  same  name.     Sancho  Panza  was  his  "  blessed  squire." 

17.  Spud. — Dan.  spyd,  a  spear;  coincides  with  spit.  A  tool  somewhat  like  a 
chisel,  with  a  long  handle,  used  by  farmers  for  destroying  weeds. 


40  ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS. 


On      Letts's     Diary. 

Mine  is  one  of  your  No.  12  diaries,  three  shillings  cloth 
boards;  silk  limp,  gilt  edges,  three-and-six;  French  morocco, 
tuck  ditto,  four-and  six.  It  has  two  pages,  ruled  with  faint  lines 
for  memoranda,  for  every  week,  and  a  ruled  account  at  the  end, 
for  the  twelve  months  from  January  to  December,  where  you  may 
set  down  your  incomings  and  your  expenses.  I  hope  yours,  my 
respected  reader,  are  large ;  that  there  are  many  fine  round  sums 
of  figures  on  each  side  of  the  page :  liberal  on  the  expenditure 
side,  greater  still  on  the  receipt.  I  hope,  sir,  you  will  be  "  a  bet- 
ter man,"  as  they  say,  in  '62  than  in  this  moribund  '61,  whose 
career  of  life  is  just  coming  to  its  terminus.  A  better  man  in 
purse  ?  in  body?  in  soul's  health  ?  Amen,  good  sir,  in  all.  Who 
is  there  so  good  in  mind,  body  or  estate,  but  bettering  won't  still 
be  good  for  him  ?  O  unknown  Fate,  presiding  over  next  year, 
if  you  will  give  me  better  health,  a  better  appetite,  a  better  di- 
gestion, a  better  income,  a  better  temper  in  '62  than  you  have 
bestowed  in  '61,  I  think  your  servant  will  be  the  better  for  the 
changes.  For  instance,  I  should  be  the  better  for  a  new  coat. 
This  one,  I  acknowledge,  is  very  old.  The  family  says  so.  My 
good  friend,  who  amongst  us  would  not  be  the  better  if  he  would 
give  up  some  old  habits  ?  Yes,  yes.  You  agree  with  rae.  You 
take  the  allegory  ?  Alas !  at  our  time  of  life  we  don't  like  to 
give  up  those  old  habits,  do  we  ?  It  is  ill  to  change.  There  is 
the  good  old  loose,  easy,  slovenly  bedgown,  laziness,  for  example. 
What  man  of  sense  likes  to  fling  it  off  and  put  on  a  tight  prim 
dress-coat  that  pinches  him  ?  There  is  the  cozy  wraprascal,  self- 
indulgence — how  easy  it  is !  How  warm  !  How  it  always  seems 
to  fit !  You  can  walk  out  in  it ;  you  can  go  down  to  dinner  in 
it.  It  is  a  little  slatternly— it  is  a  good  deal  stained — it  isn't  be- 
coming— it  smells  of  cigar-smoke ;  but — let  the  world  call  me 
idle  and  sloven.  I  love  my  ease  better  than  my  neighbor's  opin- 
ion. I  live  to  please  myself;  not  you,  Mr.  Dandy,  with  your 
supercilious  airs.    I  am  a  philosopher.    Perhaps  I  live  in  my  tub,' 

1.  In  my  Tul>,— Diogenes,  the  Greek  philosopher,  is  said  to  have  lived  in  a 
tub. 


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and  don't  make  any  other  use  of  it .      We  won't  pursue 

further  this  unsavory  metajDhor. 

Ah  me  !  Every  person  who  turns  this  page  over  has  his  own 
little  diary,  in  j^aper  or  ruled  in  his  memory  tablets,  and  in  which 
are  set  down  the  transactions  of  the  now  dying  year.  Boys  and 
men,  we  have  our  calendar,  mothers  and  maidens.  For  example, 
in  your  calendar  j^ocket-book,  my  good  Eliza,  what  a  sad,  sad 
day  that  is — how  fondly  and  bitterly  remembered — when  your 
boy  went  off  to  his  regiment,  to  India,  to  danger,  to  battle  per- 
haps. What  a  day  was  that  last  day  at  home,  when  the  tall 
brother  sat  yet  amongst  the  family,  the  little  ones  round  about 
him  wondering  at  saddle-boxes,  uniforms,  sword- cases,  gun-cases, 
and  other  wondrous  apparatus  of  war  and  travel  which  poured 
in  and  filled  the  hall ;  the  new  dressing-case  for  the  beard  not 
yet  grown;  the  great  sword-case  at  which  little  brother  Tom 
looks  so  admiringly  !  What  a  dinner  that  was,  that  last  dinner, 
when  little  and  grown  children  assembled  together,  and  all  tried 
to  be  cheerful !  What  a  night  was  that  last  night,  when  the 
young  ones  were  at  roost  for  the  last  time  together  under  the 
same  roof,  and  the  mother  lay  alone  in  her  chamber  counting  the 
fatal  hours  as  they  tolled  one  after  another,  amidst  her  tears,  her 
watching,  her  fond  prayers.  What  a  night  that  was,  and  yet 
how  quickly  the  melancholy  dawn  came !  Only  too  soon  the  sun 
rose  over  the  houses.  And  now  in  a  moment  more  the  city 
seemed  to  wake.  The  house  begun  to  stir.  The  family  gathers 
together  for  the  last  meal.'  For  the  last  time  in  the  midst  of 
,them  the  widow  kneels  amongst  her  kneeling  children,  and  falters 
a  prayer  in  which  she  commits  her  dearest,  her  eldest  born,  to 
the  care  of  the  Father  of  all.  O  night,  what  tears  you  hide — 
what  prayers  you  hear!  And  so  the  nights  pass  and  the  days 
succeed,  until  that  one  comes  when  tears  and  parting  shall  be  no 
more. 

In  your  diary,  as  in  mine,  there  are  days  marked  with  sadness, 
not  for  this  year  onlj',  but  for  all.  On  a  certain  day — and  the 
sun,  perhaps,  shining  ever  so  brightly — the  house-mother  comes 
down  to  her  family  with  a  sad  face,  which  scares  the  children 
round  about  in  the  midst  of  their  laughter  and  prattle.    They 


4:2  KOUNDABOUT    PAPEKS. 

may  have  forgotten — but  she  has  not — a  day  which  came,  twenty 
years  ago  it  may  be,  and  which  she  remembered  only  too  well : 
the  long  night-watch  ;  the  dreadful  dawning  and  the  rain  beating 
at  the  pane  ;  the  infant  speechless,  but  moaning  in  its  little  crib; 
and  then  the  awful  calm,  the  awful  smile  on  the  sweet  cherub 
face,  when  the  cries  have  ceased,  and  the  little  suffering  breast 
heaves  no  more.  Then  the  children,  as  they  see  their  mother's 
face,  remember  this  was  the  day  on  which  their  little  brother 
died.  It  was  before  they  were  born:  but  she  remembers  it. 
And  as  they  pray  together,  it  seems  almost  as  if  the  spirit  of  the 
little  lost  one  was  hovering  round  the  group.  So  they  pass 
away :  friends,  kindred,  the  dearest-loved,  grown  jDeople,  aged, 
infants.  As  we  go  on  the  down-hill  journey,  the  mile-stones  are 
grave-stones,  and  on  each  more  and  more  names  are  written ; 
unless  haply  you  live  beyond  man's  common  age,  when  friends 
have  dropped  off,  and,  tottering,  and  feeble,  and  unpitied,  you 
reach  the  terminus  alone. 

In  this  past  year's  diary  is  there  any  precious  day  noted  on 
which  you  have  made  a  new  friend  ?  This  is  a  piece  of  good 
fortune  bestowed  but  grudgingly  on  the  old.  After  a  certain  age 
a  new  friend  is  a  wonder,  like  Sarah's  child. ^  Aged  persons  are 
seldom  capable  of  bearing  friendships.  Do  you  remember  how 
warmly  you  loved  Jack  and  Tom  when  you  were  at  school ;  what 
a  passionate  regard  you  had  for  Ned  when  you  were  at  college, 
and  the  immense  letters  you  wrote  each  other?  How  often  do 
you  write,  now  that  postage  costs  nothing?  There  is  the  age  of 
blossoms  and  sweet  budding  green  :  the  age  of  generous  summer ; 
the  autumn  when  the  leaves  drop ;  and  then  winter,  shivering 
and  bare.  Quick,  children,  and  sit  at  my  feet :  for  they  are  cold, 
very  cold:  and  it  seems  as  if  neither  wine  nor  worsted  will 
warm  'em. 

In  this  past  year's  diary  is  there  any  dismal  day  noted  in  which 
you  have  lost  a  friend?  In  mine  there  is.  I  do  not  mean  by 
death.  Those  who  are  gone  you  have.  Those  who  departed 
loving  you,  love  you  still ;  and  you  love  them  always.     They  are 

2.  Sarah's  Child Sarah,  the  wife  of  the  patriarch,  Abraham,  bare  him  in 

her  old  age  Isaac,  "  the  child  of  promise."    See  Genesis,  ch.  xii— xxiii. 


KOUNDABOUT    PAPERS.  43 

i»ot  really  gone,  those  dear  hearts  and  true ;  they  are  only  gone 
into  the  next  room ;  and  you  will  presently  get  up  and  follow 
them,  and  yonder  door  will  close  upon  you^  and  you  will  be  no 
more  seen. 


The      Last      Sketch. 

Not  many  days  since  I  went  to  visit  a  house  where  in  former 
years  I  had  received  many  a  friendly  welcome.  We  went  into 
the  owner's — an  artist's — studio.  Prints,  pictures  and  sketches 
hung  on  the  walls  as  I  had  last  seen  and  remembered  them.  The 
implements  of  the  painter's  art  were  there.  The  light  which 
had  shone  upon  so  many,  many  hours  of  patient  and  cheerful  toil, 
poured  through  the  northern  window  upon  print  and  bust,  lay 
figure  and  sketch,  and  upon  the  easel  before  which  the  good,  the 
gentle,  the  beloved  Leslie  ^  labored.  In  this  room  the  busy  brain 
had  devised,  and  che  skilful  hand  executed,  I  know  not  how 
many  of  the  noble  works  which  have  delighted  the  world  with 
their  beauty  and  charming  humor.  Here  the  i3oet  called  up  into 
pictorial  presence,  and  informed  with  life,  grace,  beauty,  infinite 
friendly  mirth  ancl  wondrous  naturalness  of  expression,  the 
people  of  whom  his  dear  books  told  him  the  stories, — his  Shak- 
speare,  his  Cervantes,  his  Moliere,  his  Le  Sage.  There  was  his 
last  svork  on  the  easel — a  beautiful  fresh  smiling  shape  of  Titania, 
such  as  his  sweet  guileless  fancy  imagined  the  Midsummer  NigMs 
queen  to  be.  Gracious,  and  pure,  and  briglijt,  the  sweet  smiling 
image  glimmers  on  the  canvas.  Fairy  elves,  no  doubt,  were  to 
have  been  grouped  around  their  mistress  in  laughing  clusters. 
Honest  Bottom's  grotesque  head  and  form  are  indicated  as 
reposing  by  the  side  of  the  consummate  beauty.  The  darkling 
forest  would  have  grown  around  them,  with  the  stars  glittering 
from  the  midsummer  sky  :  the  flowers  at  the  queen's  feet,  and  the 
boughs  and  foliage  about  her,  would  have  been  peopled  with 


1.  The  beloved  Leslie.— Charles  Robert  Leslie  (1794-1859),  a  (listinguished 
English  artii^t,  whose  principal  pictures  are  emboeliments  of  scenes  from  the 
works  of  great  classical  authors— Shakspeare,  Cervantes,  and  Fielding. 


44  ROUIS-D  ABOUT    PAPERS. 

gamboling  sprites  and  fays.  They  were  dwelling  in  tbe  artist's 
mind  no  doubt,  and  would  bave  been  develojDed  by  that  patient, 
faitbful,  a(bnirable  genius :  but  tbe  busy  brain  stopped  working, 
tbe  skillul  band  fell  lifeless,  tbe  loving,  bonest  heart  ceased  to 
beat.  Wbat  was  she  to  bave  been — that  fair  Titania — wben  per- 
fected by  the  patient  skill  of  tbe  poet,  wbo  in  imagination  saw 
the  sweet  innocent  figure,  and  witb  tender  courtesy  and  caresses, 
as  it  were,  posed  and  shaped  and  traced  tbe  fair  form  ?  Is  tbere 
record  kept  anywbere  of  fancies  conceived,  beautiful,  unborn? 
Some  day  will  they  assume  form  in  some  yet  undeveloped  light  ? 
If  our  l)ad  unspoken  tboughts  are  registered  against  us,  and  are 
written  in  tbe  awful  account,  will  not  tbe  good  thoughts  un- 
spoken, tbe  love  and  tenderness,  the  pity,  beauty,  charity,  wbicb 
pass  tbrougb  tbe  breast,  and  cause  tbe  beart  to  tbrob  witb  silent 
good,  find  a  remembrance  too?  A  few  weeks  more,  and  this 
lovely  offspring  of  the  poet's  conception  would  bave  been  com- 
plete— to  charm  tbe  world  witb  its  beautiful  mirth.  May  tbere 
not  be  some  sphere  unknown  to  us  where  it  may  bave  an  exist- 
ence ?  They  say  our  words,  once  out  of  our  lips,  go  traveling  in 
omne  OBVum^^  reverberating  for  ever  and  ever.  If  our  words,  wby 
not  our  tboughts  ?  If  tbe  Has  Been,  wby  not  tbe  Migbt  Plave 
Been  ? 

Some  day  our  sj^irits  may  be  permitted  to  walk  in  galleries  of 
fmcies  more  wondrous  and  beautiful  than  any  achieved  works 
wbicb  at  present  we  see,  and  our  minds  to  behold  and  delight  in 
masterpieces  which  jDoets'  and  artists'  minds  bave  fatbered  and 
conceived  only. 

Witb  a  feeling  mucb  akin  to  that  witb  wbicb  I  looked  upon 
tbe  friend's — the  admirable  artist's— untinished  work,  I  can  fancy 
many  readers  turning  to  tbe  last  pages  wbicb  were  traced  by 
Charlotte  Bronte's'^  baud.  Of  the  multitude  that  have  read  ber 
books,  wbo  bas  not   known  and   deplored   tbe  tragedy  of  ber 

2.  Cliarlotte  Bronte.— A  distinguished  novelist  (1816-1855),  iiiarle  famous 
by  her  novel  of  Jane  Eyre,  published  in  184'?.  Her  two  sisters,  Emily  and  Anne, 
also  wrote  several  works  of  fiction,  now  rarely  read.  Charlotte  inarried  her 
father's  curate.  Mr.  Nicholls.  Mrs.  Gaskell's  Life  of  Charlotte  Bronte  is  a  stan- 
dard biography.  These  gifted  sisters  were  great  admirers  of  Thackeray's 
writings. 

*  For  ftU  ticxe, 


ROUNDABOUT    PAPERS.  45 

family,  her  own  most  sad  and  untimely  fate  ?  Which  of  her 
readers  has  not  become  her  friend  ?  Who  that  has  known  her 
books  has  not  admired  the  artist's  noble  English,  the  burning 
love  of  truth,  the  bravery,  the  simplicity,  the  indignation  at 
wrong,  the  eager  sympathy,  the  pious  love  and  reverence,  the 
passionate  honor,  so  to  speak,  of  the  woman  ?  What  a  story  is 
that  of  that  family  of  poets  in  their  solitude  yonder  on  the 
gloomy  northern  moors !  At  nine  o'clock  at  night,  Mrs.  Gaskell 
tells,  after  evening  prayers,  when  their  guardian  and  relative  had 
gone  to  bed,  the  three  poetesses — the  three  maidens,  Charlotte, 
and  Emily,  and  Anne — Charlotte  being  the  "  motherly  friend 
and  guardian  to  the  other  two"  — began,  like  restless  wild  ani- 
mals, to  pace  up  and  down  their  parlor,  'making  out'  their 
wonderful  stories,  talking  over  plans  and  jDrojects,  and  thoughts 
of  what  was  to  be  their  future  life. 

One  evening,  at  the  close  of  1854,  as  Charlotte  Nicholls  sat 
with  her  husband  by  the  fire,  listening  to  the  howling  of  the 
wind  about  the  house,  she  suddenly  said  to  her  husband,  "  If 
you  had  not  been  with  me,  I  must  have  been  writing  now."  She 
ran  up  stairs,  and  brought  down,  and  read  aloud,  the  beginning 
of  a  new  tale.  When  she  had  finished,  her  husband  remarked, 
"  The  critics  will  accuse  you  of  repetition."  She  replied,  "  Oh ! 
I  shall  alter  that.  I  always  begin  two  or  three  times  before  I ' 
can  please  myself."  But  it  was  not  to  be.  The  trembling  little 
hand  was  to  write  no  more.  The  heart  newly  awakened  to  love 
and  happiness,  and  throbbing  with  maternal  hope,  was  soon  to 
cease  to  beat;  that  intrepid  outspeaker  and  champion  of  truth, 
that  eager,  imj)etuous  redresser  of  wrong,  was  to  be  called  out 
of  the  world's  fight  and  struggle,  to  lay  down  the  shining  arms, 
and  to  be  removed  to  a  sphere  where  even  a  noble  indignation 
cor  uUerius  nequit  lacemre^^  and  where  truth  complete,  and  right 
triumphant,  no  longer  need  to  wage  war. 

I  can  only  say  of  this  lady,  Dtdi  tantum.-\  I  saw  her  first  just 
as  I  rose  out  of  an  illness  from  which  I  had  never  thought  to 
recover.     I  remember  the  trembling  little  frame,  the  little  hand, 

*  Was  no  longer  able  to  rend  her  heart.  t  I  have  merely  seen  her. 


46  ROUKDABOUT    PAPERS. 

the  great  honest  eyes.  An  impetuous  honesty  seemed  to  me  to 
characterize  the  woman.  Twice  I  recollect  she  took  me  to  task 
for  what  she  held  to  be  errors  in  doctrine.  Once  about  Fielding  ^ 
we  had  a  disputation,  She  spoke  her  mind  out.  She  jumped 
too  ra]3idly  to  conclusions.  She  formed  conclusions  that  might 
be  wrong,  and  built  up  whole  theories  of  character  upon  them. 
New  to  the  London  world,  she  entered  it  with  an  independent, 
indomitable  spirit  of  her  own;  and  judged  of  contemporaries, 
and  especially  spied  out  arrogance  or  affectation,  with  extraor- 
dinary keenness  of  vision.  She  was  angry  with  her  favorites  if 
their  conduct  or  conversation  fell  below  her  ideal.  Often  she 
seemed  to  me  to  be  judging  the  London  folk  prematurely :  but 
perhaps  the  city  is  rather  angry  at  being  judged.  I  fancied  an 
austere  little  Joan  of  Arc  *  marching  in  upon  us,  and  rebuking 
our  easy  lives,  our  easy  morals.  She  gave  me  the  impression  of 
being  a  very  j)ure,  and  lofty,  and  high-minded  person.  A  great 
and  holy  reverence  of  right  and  truth  seemed  to  be  with  her 
always.  Such,  in  our  brief  interview,  she  appeared  to  me.  As 
one  thinks  of  that  life  so  noble,  so  lonely — of  that  passion  for 
truth— of  those  nights  and  nights  of  eager  study,  swarming 
fancies,  invention,  depression,  elation,  prayer ;  as  one  reads  the 
necessarily  incomplete,  though  most  touching  and  admirable 
history  of  the  heart  that  throbbed  in  this  one  little  frame — of 
this  one  amongst  the  myriads  of  souls  that  have  lived  and  died 
on  this  great  earth — this  great  earth  ? — this  little  speck  in  the 
infinite  universe  of  God, — with  what  wonder  do  we  think  of 
to-day,  with  what  awe  await  to-morrow,  when  that  which  is  now 
but  darkly  seen  shall  be  clear!  As  I  read  this  little  fragmentary 
sketch,  I  think  of  the  rest.  Is  it?  And  where  is  it?  Will  not 
the  leaf  be  turned  some  day,  and  the  story  be  told  ?  Shall  the  de- 
viser of  the  tale  somewhere  perfect  the  history  of  little  Emma's  ^ 
griefs  and  troubles  ?    Shall  Titania  come  forth  complete  with  her 


3.  Fielding.— Henry  Fielding  (1707-1754),  the  famous  Englisli  novelist. 

4.  Joan  of  Ave.— Known  as  the  "  Maid  of  Orleans,"  born  in  1412,  and  burnt 
at  the  stake  in  1431. 

5.  Iiittle  Emma,— Like  Thackeray  and  Dickens,  Charlotte  Bronte  left  a 
work  unfinished  by  her  sudden  death. 


ROTTNDABOUT    PAPERS.  47 

sportive  court,  with  the  flowers  at  her  feet,  the  forest  around  her, 
and  all  the  stars  of  summer  glittering  overhead  ? 

How  well  I  remember  the  delight,  and  wonder,  and  pleasure 
with  which  I  read  "  Jane  Eyre,"  sent  to  me  by  an  author  whose 
name  and  sex  were  then  alike  unknown  to  me;  the  strange 
fascinations  of  the  book  ;  and  how  with  my  own  work  pressing 
upon  me,  I  could  not,  having  taken  the  volumes  up,  lay  them 
down  until  they  were  read  through!  Hundreds  of  those  who, 
like  myself,  recognized  and  admired  that  master- work  of  a  great 
genius,  will  look  with  a  mournful  interest  and  regard  and  curi- 
osity upon  the  last  fragmentary  sketch  from  the  noble  hand 
which  wrote  "Jane  Eyre." 


SELECTIONS  FROM  THACKERAY  TO  COMMIT  TO  MEMORY. 

Was  ibere  erer  a  better  chariiy  sermoE  preached  in  the  woiid  than  Dkkens's 
*'CSirisiiiMis  Carol ''  S 


The  heft  hirmor  is  thai  which  coIl:AiIl^  laosi  hamaiirrT— flsat  •which  i«  flarored 
thron^houi  with  ifindemest  and  kiDdDer-t. 


SoJEZ  people  cannot  drir.?  : :  L^; :  -rrs  -  :-.i.  f  :z:  Lor^-ef.  and  others  can  reach 
the  goal  on  foot. 


-of 

:  h-s 


Ui  ober.     .  zji  to  nean.  loiiow  n  throng  nie  I 


Tn^rKE  :  -  r  -  to  be  smtlemen  bett^-  than  Josqih  Addij-or . 

.r      '  '      -  "   ^<oas  to  oar no^bors : 

f.-  _  7  IB  tiestii^  his  <^ipo- 


Hati  not  Toti.  hare  rot  L  s'.I  c f  -?.  res-rr.  : o  be  t'har.kful  to  ihis  kind  fiiend. 
Charles  Dickens,  irbo  ha-  -cothed  si.c  champed  ?o  elset  hours:  bron^t 
pleasure  and  sweet  la-ri-:rr  -.o  -o  marj  i.oii:er  :  made  such  miiltirades  of  chil- 
dren happy :  endowed  n^  T,-::h  -lici:  a  ?  .^  ert  store  of  gxacioas  ihotights.  fair  fan- 
cies, soft  srmpatlaes,  hrarry  -:_:  ;y:nei.:s  * 


Thtsk  of  him  ^Olrrra-  Goldsnaith).  reckless.  thrif-Ir-^.  v-:-  f  t.-  like— bot 
meiaful,  gentle,  generous.  foD  of  lore  and  pity.  He  :  ^  rs  -:  :'  onr  life,  and 
£oe&  to  render  his  account  beyond  it.  Think  <rf  the  poor  pensioners  weeping  at 
his  glare ;  think  of  the  nohle  spirits  that  admired  and  deplored  him ;  thmk  of 
the  r^teoaepen  that  wrote  his  ^itaph— and  ot  the  -wondaW  and  munimoos 
regpoBK  of  aiiection  with  which  ii»e  woiM  has  pud  hack  the  loreheieare  it. 
ms  bmnor  delisfalinz  us  stiE;  his  eonff  fredi  and  bentifal  as  when  firet  he 
dunned  with  it:  hiswoidsinaD  ourmoaths;  hisTery  w^eakneseesbelof^dand 
ftmi&r-his  beoerolent  spirit  etffl  seaoris  to  anile  nponiK:  to  do  gentle  kind- 
nes^s :  to  Eoocoor  wifli  sweet  charity:  to  soothfC,  cmresB,  and  fofgrre:  to  pfc»d 
with  the  fottanatc  for  flic  nnhappy  and  the  poor. 


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1    Byron»9  Tropliecy  of  Dante.  (Cantos 
I    and  II.  ^ 

5  Milton's  L'  Allesn-o  and  11  Pensproso. 
8    Lord  Bacon's  K  s  h  u  y  s  «  CItU  uud 

Moral.    (Selected.)  _ 
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6  Moore's  Fire  Worshippers,      (Lpna 

Roo'  h.    Selected  from  parts  I.  and  II.) 
6    Goldsmith's  Deserted  Yi11afi;e« 
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CantoVi  ) 
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(Introduction  and  Cant     i.) 
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16  Hojjs's  Queen'8  Wake. 

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19  Gray's  Elegy  In  a  Country  Church. 

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(ri  lections  ) 
Shakespeare's  King  John  and  El' 

Richard  IL    (cJeiccUo:  a.) 
S8    Shakespeare's  Klnrr  Henry  P 

KlniE  Ilenry  Y.,  and  Kins  Hen 

VI.    (  elections  ) 
84   Shakespeare's  Henry  VIIL,  a 

Julius  t'eesar,    (beLctloiib) 
25    Vord-^worth'e  Excursion,    >Book 
feO    Pope's  Essay  on  Criticism. 

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88    Cnrlyle's  Hero  as  a  Prophet. 
&4   Macauluy's  Vv  arren  Uastinn 

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Hastings.  (C( 
Wakeflel 


85  Goldsmith's  Tlcar  of 

(Condensed  ■> 

86  Tennyson's  The  Two  Voices  anil 

I>ream  t  f  Fair  A .  omen, 

87  Memory  Quotations, 
CS    CaTaller  Poets. 

89    Dryden's    Alexander's    Feast    a 
MacFleeknce. 

40  Keats'  1  he  Eve  of  Pt.  Asrnes. 

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